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Jokes

Lame jokes.

Why are lame jokes lame?

What makes them lame?

Personally, I'd prefer not to classify jokes into whether they're "lame" or not. I don't like people who constantly say some jokes are "lame", even if they really are. I think it really kills the atmosphere and everytime I hear someone say that, I refrain from sharing with them jokes that I know of.

I think alot of jokes that people consider "lame" are actually quite smart. A witty play on words and meanings to form a simple yet meaningful pun.

You think I'm probably saying this because no one laughs at my jokes. Actually, I don't really care if they do or not. I'd rather they see how I came up with it and appreciate the humour. I don't think laughing is necessary to show that humour is present. I think humour is smart, and what makes people laugh up to them. With that said, yes, you can't make everybody laugh with your joke, even if they do get it.

For me, my jokes focus more on the intellectual side of the theoretical meaning of being humorous. Rather than attempting to make people laugh, I just want them to enjoy themselves. A good joke is a joke that I understand, not something that will induce the laugh.

This is why I enjoy those jokes in that motivational poster form. I think they're pretty smart, even though I seldom see people laugh from looking at them, even if they understood it.

Any joke I understand is a good joke, whether people laugh or not. For me, no joke is "lame", only smart and quirky.

Why do people call "lame" jokes "lame" anyway? Is it because they're not funny enough to induce laugher? Is it because of the awkward silence that follows when no one laughs? That's pretty stupid isn't it? Why doesn't anyone look at the play on words that helps make that joke intelligent? Why must they focus on themselves laughing? What is their problem??!

For you people who has or constantly jokes as "lame", your poor understanding of humour and selfishness to make yourself laugh isn't welcomed. Go crack your own jokes then, or crack the ground so it'll swallow you up and die. You know who you are, and you stink.

Enough said.

Try again?

Once bitten, twice shy. Twice bitten means no more third try..

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Language Grammar

I've been noticing how different languages have different grammar but yet people still understand their meaning.

Don't get what I mean?

Notice how when you translate an English sentence into Chinese, or from Chinese to English, but keeping all the verbs, adjectives and nouns in the same order as the sentence you are translating, you will get a grammatically wrong sentence in the other language but with the same meaning?

How then do people get all these information when the nouns, verbs, etc are jumbled up?

Still don't get what I mean? Nevermind, not many people do.

Anyways, here's an example.

Here's a sentence in English with proper English grammar (I know what you're thinking. I came up with the sentence myself and saying it has proper grammar only gives me self praise and yes, I do know what you mean and all but this is my blog, my post and my content. You go think of the same sentence but make it more grammatically correct yourself and when you do, I suggest you have a nice cup of milk with some lead tablets before telling me your drinking experience):

Could you help me get that red shirt that belong to Aunt Julie?

Here's the same sentence in English except with Chinese grammar:

You are either able or unable help me get Aunt's Julie's red shirt.

Ok, not much difference there, except maybe the addition of a few words. I had to do it such that it would still sound grammatically correct which hopefully I did succeed in although it's meaning is now slightly different.

Let me try again..

You could help me get Aunt Julie's the red shirt.

Ok not really grammatically correct in English but I tried to make it so in Chinese.

If you don't know what's happening, just read on. You'll realise what I mean when you speak other languages.

So how do people still understand the meaning of the sentence even with the structure mixed up and different from other languages?

I'm no psychologist or Neurotic Surgeon but I've thought about it for awhile and came up with this.

Well, the meaning still stays the same so after hearing the whole sentence, we should all be able to recall what information is in the sentence and derive it's meaning.

Back to the example above,

When someone is saying the sentence in English, here's what comes to mind in order of what we hear.

"Could you help me get that red shirt that belongs to Aunt Julie?"

-I'm being asked to do something.
-I've been asked to get something.
-That object I'm supposed to get is red.
-The object is a red shirt.
-The object, or red shirt, belongs to an "Aunt". (Many possibilities of the meaning Aunt used here. It will have to depend on the scenario used)
-The red shirt I'm supposed to get belongs to Aunt Julie.
-I can reply with a "Yes" or "No". (This part can be the second or third point, depending on how the individual thinks)

In Chinese,

-I've been asked for help.
-I've been asked to get something.
-I've been asked to get something from Aunt Julie.
-The object I'm supposed to get from Aunt Julie is red.
-The object is a red shirt.
-I'm supposed to get, from Aunt Julie, a red shirt.
-I can reply with a "Yes" or "No".

I mean, overall, the meaning of the sentence is the same. The order in which we process the information in the sentence, however is different. And that's why we can still obtain the same meaning from difference in languages even though they have different grammatical sentence structures, that is, if we actually listen to the whole sentence before concluding our interpretation of the meaning.

Another example is this:

English: Night Market.
Malay: Pasar Malam.

They both mean the same thing, except in English, we process the information as something at night first then the event rather than the event and the time it takes place at.

Of course, many people listen to the whole sentence before processing the information because our brain dedicates a small amount of memory, about a few seconds, to listening to sentences and unless it's a really long sentences, very few would actually care about the order they get the information in, as long as they get the same meaning as what the person telling them wants to say.

And what does this have to do with us normal people who live normal lives who go around chatting all day without noticing these kinda things?

Nothing.

Enough said..

Six minutes

One minute and the earth begins to shake
Two minutes and my heart begins to quake
Another minute and she makes me feel brand new
That's just three minutes with you
Four minutes and she's got me on my knees
Five minutes and she's got me beggin please
Another minute and she shows me somethin new
I need six minutes with you...

Creepy..

Would you..

Would you obtain your deepest desires but lose God in your life?

The Holy Spirit asked me...

"Young Christian, why are you sad?"

I replied

"I don't know."

But he does..

!!!

Stop twisting my words..

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Ugh.. life.

Ok so last week, or a few weeks back, I had this topic on my mind and was trying to think of things to say.

It's about vulgar words.

Why are vulgar words vulgar?
Why do they hurt so bad when used against you?
How does a word become vulgar?
Who decides if these words are vulgar or not?

I've thought about these questions since young and it was only until a few weeks ago did it come back to me and a recent blog entry I read on a similar topic by a friend nudged me to be writing what I you will see below.

So why are vulgar words vulgar? I don't know. Really. Is it the way they sound? Their meanings? What makes a vulgar word different from another word with the same meaning?

I don't know. If two words have the same meaning, why is one of them considered vulgar but the other one not? Maybe the meaning of the word used is sensitive. Then why use them to curse and swear at?

If a word used has a meaning unique to you, maybe because it triggers something, an emotion of hate, it becomes offensive. Does it mean that it becomes a vulgar word? What makes words vulgar because of their meaning? Many people interpret the meanings differently because of the different instances in our lives that the meaning of the word can apply to. So why are there still profanities that are considered bad by everyone in general?

I've seen many people substitute other words for some common profanities used because they have been told by some that dirty words give you a bad impression. I womder, does it really matter? If constant substitution of a profane word makes you think that you're not really using vulgarities, you may be right, because there are vulgarities considered profane by everyone. However, I doubt it will make you swear lesser, or practice more self control.

If someone tells you not to use profane words, they're very likely to be telling you that using profanities is bad and you should stop because it corrupts your mind and it becomes a habit etc.. If substiting a cleaner word for a swear word does that, why wouldn't people just eliminate the whole swear word thing altogether? You will still swear as much and probably much more than before with the meaning behind each word you use still the same because you're thinking that you aren't swearing but you really are.

They say that smart people don't swear, because they are able to find substitutes for how they would express themselves. And I think that is true. But what if the vulgarities were there as substitues for a longer sentence or string of words instead? Smart people avoid vulgarities because they know how to go around them and no use them. But what about people who use them? Does that mean they're stupid? Does it mean that vulgarities are there to distinguish smart from stupid people?

I doubt.

Enough said..

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If my conscience could talk like a friend..

Can't you wake up from all this already?

You're just making yourself sad each day!

Everyday after the exam, you pull that long face and sulk as though you've studied really hard for it but did badly when you didn't even do anything.

Don't you see how fortunate you are? Your mind? It processes like none other! You're blessed and be glad because many people wish they could be in your shoes now.

All those negative thoughts you're hearing in you. They aren't real. They're just part of your vast imagination!

Every night, you go to sleep with these bad things swirling in your head, like a poisonous concoction of negativity and what do you do? You text your friends. You IM them telling how bad you are, requiring their sympathy and encouragement when you generated these thoughts yourself. What's worse, you know it isn't unintentional. You know they aren't true but you choose to live with fake humility and modesty, making people think that you really are such a loser when you can easily.. and I mean easily.. snap out of these thoughts and look at the bright side. You're cheating people's time, making them feel demoralized and making yourself feel demoralized so they can encourage you and you feel better.

Alot of times, all you do is compare how bad your life is with other people. You talk to them and you tell them the bad side of your life, and you blow it up to make it sound alot worse than it really is. You may be telling the truth but is that what people want to hear? Instead of encouraging others yourself, you make yourself look worse so they feel better about themselves and they say stuff to encourage you.

You're worse than a PU...

Eh..

"He's scared of you?"
"He's scared of everyone la.."

*Moves closer*

*Takes a step back*

"Oh, right.."

Ahahhaaa yesterday.. aahahahahaaaa...

Today..

Was messed up

I would rant but it would get personal so I shan't.

And no, for those of you who were with me today, it isn't what you think it is. Or what I think you think it is..

It's just really..

really..

horrible..

Well you can ask me if you'd really like to know.

Oh well..

There's nothing else I can say.

1 John 5:14

Pi

I managed to memorize the first 116 digits of Pi within a week.

Took me awhile

But it's cool.

And the reason for doing so? Well, none actually.
If you've been a consistent reader of this blog, you would've noticed that many of the things I do, I do it for no reason, a style of going a long way for minor and trival goals, hardly anything to brag about.

Of course, it's not always the goal that matters. There's a difference between getting muscles through intensive workout sessions and getting it from steroids. The journey counts as well and memorizing pi has some really cool immediate effects like slightly better memory. It's one of the many things you can do that builds your brain power.

Other things that have happened to me recently:
Eh
Not much
Nothing
Hm..
???
Wut?
I don't know
Wait
Maybe
There is

Can't remember.



Oh yes, I'm having exams this week and the next. What am I doing here?

I've been going through each day on very little sleep, around 4-6 hours maximum. I've been studying in school like crazy and whether it has really helped or not I don't know but I still push through. Sadly, most of my efforts are being wasted as I don't seem to be retaining anything that I study. Oh well, bad study is better than none at all. I really need to get out and study with some people. At home or alone, studying would be the last thing on my mind, really. I would rather do nothing than study and it has happened to me all the time.

I stayed back in school one night to study with no one to talk to and for 3, almost 4 hours, I sat there with some papers in front of me. I slept for 20 minutes because I was drowsy and I daydreamed about other stuff for the rest of the time. After the session, the questions I actually did can be counted with your hands. What a waste, just because I was alone. And it sucks.

Too many distractions at home, too many things to think about alone.

And all this while on functioning on the little sleep I get every night. My sleep habits are getting really out of hand and even my friend whom I'm only acquainted to has to text me at night to get me to sleep.

I don't remember studying this hard last year. It's probably the most effort I've ever put into one exam.

Alot of people ask me how I can still survive on little sleep without falling ill or falling asleep in class or lectures and I've got nothing to answer them with. It's really been God. He's been good to me, providing the strength I need to carry on each day and though I may fall asleep at times in school after lessons, I'm very thankful that he wakes me up and makes me continue. Each step I take hurts but it gets me going. It's been working too. I've seen myself praying better and experiencing him more. It's his love that never fails and his strength drives me on.

Enough Said..

<3

♥

Einstein

Did he really fail mathematics?

We've all heard of Einstein and most of us know how he failed his mathematics test at such a young age but yet was still able to become one of the greatest scientists in the 1900s in the general area of physics.

Many teachers use his life story as an encouragement to their younger students, saying that they should not give up on mathematics just because they have failed a few tests in primary school because Einstein did likewise but was still able to become a great contributor to society.

Personally, I would have to disagree that their encouragement would be of much help if they had related their student's experiences to what happened to Einstein decades ago.

Many believe that Einstein was a mathematical genius, only after he became famous in the world of science. However, after much thinking and looking into his biography, I personally believe that he was one of those who discovered and self learned the world around him, and couldn't have possible failed mathematics at a young age for him to become a great person.

How then, could he have failed mathematics? Many biographies mention Einstein being a quiet person when he was young, often deep in thought. He rarely spoke and his parents thought he was speech deficient. He was interested in nature and how things work. He kept to himself and was shy. This is what could've lead to his early failure in his mathematics test. Not because he didn't know how to do the paper but probably because he spent his time thinking of other things that interested him. He could have defiantly left the paper blank to ponder about his interests or wrote his answers without any workings because of his adept mathematical skills. Whatever the case, we will never know.

At aged 12, Einstein studied the fundamentals of differentiation. By that, I do not mean differentiation techniques and applications. I mean how differentiation came about and why it is necessary. He knew the derivations of calculus and how it was used. How else, would a child who failed mathematics because he didn't know how to do the questions have accomplished such a feat?

Of course, I do not rule out the possibility of him, or any child for this matter, having a great and sudden boost in mathematics just by intense practice sessions. I'm saying that teachers who want to use an example to encourage their students should not use the example of Einsteins' but instead, of some child who worked hard and got what he achieved and became someone great.

And before I end, here's something cool for you to enjoy. No, it's not by me although I do wish to be able to play like that.



Enough said..

A trip up north

Today, I went on a trip to Malaysia to gather some data for our project work.

We met in the morning and got Tasya's parents to drive us up.

We talked.

We slept.

Jessica leaned on me.

I felt like the Titan Atlas from greek mythology, the person who held the sky up, except I was bearing the weight of the world on my shoulders.

We managed to find the place we wanted but to our dismay, all they had were bee specimens and products. We wanted to ask them some questions for our data collection but they weren't the people we were expecting to find. All they did was to promote their bee products.

We found a bee farm not far off and saw a guy behind the counter. The area looked the same but it was alot smaller. We threw some questions at him and he gave us some answers. Though little, we though it was helpful enough. He told us there was more ahead if we followed the dirt road and we did.

We came to this huge plot of land with boxes of bees everywhere and fortunately enough for us, there was an expert in the area. Relieved to find someone we could finally talk to, we started shot our arsenal of questions at him and he gladly responded to each one of them. We also found out that the answers we got from the guy behind the counter from before weren't accurate.

After some talking, he proceeded to show us the bees. He opened up the lid of the boxes and took out a jar with wax inside. It was beautiful. The bees were still inside the jar though they were barely moving. He went on to show us the shelved hives. There were 2 layers. The top one was to collect honey while the lower one was to breed the bees. When he took off the top layer, the buzzing got really loud and he calmed the bees with cigarette smoke. That's right, killing 2 birds with one stone and no bees with smoke, he inhaled and blew the smoke into the hive.

He took out a rack and shook off the bees. He whipped out his pocket knife and cut away some of the wax and passed a small piece to each of us, letting us try the honey. It was marvelous. After placing back the rack, he examined each rack to try to find the queen but to no avail. He brought us to another hive and did the same. He found it in less time than you can say Benjamin is ultimate.

The queen isn't much bigger than the rest. She looked like she was in a condition worse than having SARS, H1N1, ebola and herpes combined, just staying there moving slowly. The person told us that she was old and they're already breeding the new queens. He took up another rack with the larvae and showed us a part protruding from the honeycomb. He told us that the new queen was inside there. He cut it up and inside was a small shrimp like larvae surrounded in royal jelly. He cut it up even more and let us taste the jelly. It had a mild sour taste like plain yogurt. He threw the rest of the jelly along with the larvae into the nearby bushes. We took out more honeycombs and cut up more larvae queens to show us the jelly. We all protested but he still cut them up telling us that he didn't need that many queens or else they would be fighting.

We took some pictures and left the area for lunch after that.

We prepared ourselves for the journey home and talked, slept, woke up, slept and didn't get leaned on again, which was good, until shaz and jess pushed me to the side when the car was turning. pfffft

Enough said.

Nice and Liking it.

What do we mean when we say something is nice?

What do we mean when we say we like something?

Same?

Different?

Personally, I don't see saying something is nice and saying we like something is the same. By that, I do not mean that something is nice therefore we like it and we like it because something is nice. I mean that saying something is nice and liking it is different. Don't understand? Here's my 2 cents worth.

When saying something is nice, it is being the way it should be almost perfectly. The closer it is to being what it should, the nicer.

Liking, however, depends on the taste of each individual. We like it because it appeals to us and according to the "nice" statement above, this means that something does not have to be nice for us to like it because it says nothing about something appealing to us therefore we like it.

Still confused? Read on.

Here's an example:

I love coffee, even though it is unhealthy.

According to standards, a nice cup of coffee would be somewhat bitter with a nice texture. The closer it is to this guage, the nicer the coffee is.

However, some people do not like bitter coffee. They prefer it sweet. That way, even though the coffee is nice, they may not like it. And that's how they can like something that isn't nice.

Some people prefer sweet coffee. Sweet coffee deviates from the bitter taste alot, making it not as nice. Some people like it this way, making them like something that isn't nice.

Then you ask, how will one know if something is nice or not? We would've needed a gauge for everything. And who decides whether something should be nice or not? The scale would be very subjective and many objects have their own way of being nice and liked.

RIP LES PAUL

† R.I.P †

We will never forget you!

Class(ified)

Hehe.. we all decided to have the same centerpart hairstyle. Some of us are just natural. Look at them, they're adorbs. Waiting for the formal shot.







A picture speaks a thousand words. Well, that depends really.

Enough said..

An ability that never fails

How cool it would be, to have an ability that will never fail, no matter how focused you are on it, independent of situation and not affected by anything?

Recently, I've been thinking that it would be nice for me to have a skill that only a handful in the people has and everyone's facinated by it. No one knows how it works, not even you. Think it's purely fiction? Think again. Mathematical savants has this weird ability to tell you which day of the week of any given date. Give them a day, a month and a year, and they'll tell you which day of the week it is, instantly. Researchers do not know how they are able to do it. Even the savants themselves aren't aware of it (I'll come back to this later).

For a normal human to be asked the same question, or even a mathematical genius or supercomputer, thousands of calculations need to be done. Many mathematically gifted average people have admitted to calculation to determine the day of a date. Although almost as fast as the savants themselves and alot faster than the average joe, his ability is still unmatched to the savants'. Under pressure or stress or if distracted, the normal person will have their calculations disrupted. This means a failure or a slight defect in their ability because they have a chance of miscalculating and providing a wrong answer.

Savants, on the other hand, don't need to perform calculations. They have it on the tip of their fingers. If someone were to casually ask for the day of a given date, the savant, unlike the rest, wouldn't have to stop and think before providing an answer. It would be as natural to them as a greeting. It does not fail under pressure as well, which makes it really cool.

But what's the use of a super ability to know the day of any date? Seems pretty useless isn't it? Again, just like most of the other savant abilities that vary from savant to savant, this one has little applications.

As I've mentioned earlier, nobody knows how savants are able to do that. The hypothesis that not even savants themselves know how to do it is only a suspicion from tests and even questioning the savants about their special ability. However, savants are special people and they have many problems and difficulties doing and understanding the simple, everyday tasks we perform every day. Questioning this special ability of theirs may be hard for them to understand and steer them to giving a simple but inconclusive result but perplexes us the most: Don't know.

Perhaps this has been happenning all these while. Maybe are just special people with an outstanding mathematical ability to calculate many times faster than a math genius. Or maybe, just maybe, there's something bigger to what we are looking for..

Enough Said..

Thanks!

RRRIRRRRIIIGHT LANE!!

Today was really tiring.

School was long and boring and I couldn't wait for it to finish.

After I went home, I went on skype with some of my classmates and we discussed about the class outing later.

Yes, later, as in at night. We planned to stay up the whole night until the next day and we can all go for CIP together because the CIP reporting time was very early in the morning. I was talking to Daryl about how we must cramp in as much sleep as we can get and the best time is to rest your eyes while waiting and idling. He didn't believe me.

I met up with Daryl and went to cinelesuire, where the others were waiting for us already. Sat down and had a meal and went to watch a movie: The Haunting of Connecticut. We were lauging like crazy at the start. It was cool. We sat at the first row but it was alright. I was sending relay messages during the movie and I got a few texts meself, 2 from the CIP program organisers.

After the movie, we checked our reporting time and realised we still had a bit of time and were wondering what to do. We went up and played some pool. Time passed fairly quickly and I was getting lethargic.

We finished, bought some food, split ourselves into groups and went to the reporting venue by taxi. Our drivers were speeding like Chuck Norris on red bull (his own pee) and we almost hit another cab of volunteers in front of us.

We waited until it was time for us to report and collected the shirt and tags etc and split outselves into our post.

While waiting for the others to finish changing etc, we sat at a table together and everyone was drowsy and dying but I was the only one still active and everyone asked me if it was normal for me to be a hype at 4 in the morning. I told them that the sleeping thing work, the one where you just close your eyes whenever you can, like when idling earlier in the night. Actually, it didn't. It barely helped. Oh well, everyone looked like someone's been trying to saw off their heads with a baseball bat and were too tired to understand.

I was a transition area marshal and our first taskwas to put markers on the transition area. We ushered the participants to their bike stands and helped people transition from the swimming activity to the biking activity safely and correctly.

Me and Mohsin were told to go across the bridge to make sure the people were going across correctly. Both of us were encouraging them not to stop at the same time telling them to keep on the right lane. As things heated up and more time passed, we thought of various ways to say "Right lane" to the participants. It was really funny. Some of the runners even responded which made it even more fun.

There was a break and I wanted to get a drink so I went down the ramp and wanted to cross the track but a volunteer manager saw me walking and asked if I was supposed to be there and I said yes and she made me stand at the side of the road telling people not to cross .___.

I stood there for awhile and when no one was looking, crossed, get a drink from the drink station and crossed back. No one noticed, or rather, pretended not to notice. WWHEEEEOOWHEEEOOWHEEOO

We continued doing the "Right lane" thing after lunch and after the last event, had to go and paste some markers on the bicycle collection rack for the second event the next day. They decided to give us an extra $5 of allowance for that.

Pwnt you guys cause the rest only got $15.

Went to the nearby food village after that and had a meal. (I just realised 3 minutes ago that the food village was actually the hawker center everyone was referring to, especially the taxi driver. I was looking for something else and thought it was probably further down since I didn't see any.) Mohsin asked me how long I've not slept for and I told him 36 hours and he said he hadn't slept for 36 hours too and it was his first time.

Went for FOP after that. I was stoned. I really was.

And that's 42 hours without sleep. Any more and I would be seeing the Haunting of Connecticut everywehre I go..

Enough said.

Win

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Enough said

Alternate thinking.

If you're someone like me, understanding what people are trying to say may not be difficult. However, saying something so that other people will understand so they can understand may be abit of a problem, especially if you constantly think that an alternate thinker like myself is going to read it.

Intro:

Alternate thinking, in a nutshell, simply means thinking differently from other people. Can be anything. Deciphering what other people mean, doing things differently, seeing different perspectives. For me, this concept is still new and I'm trying to practice more of it and eventually get into higher levels. Meaning open up more things that involve alternate thinking rather than just obtaining different meaning from sentences from logic via the English language.

Alternate thinking in sentences:

Every now and then, you'll realise that everything people say have some flaws in it and the meaning you get may not be the meaning they want to get across.

Here's why I find it hard to express the things I mean.

Example: Chuck Norris can weld titanium when he pees.

What I think the person is trying to say (what the average person interprets the sentence as): Chuck Norris' urine can weld titanium when he takes a piss.

What I get from it:
Chuck Norris can weld titanium when he pees.
He cannot do it once he's done.
It does not neccessarily mean his urine can wield titanium.
He can probably only use a blowtorch when he pisses.
The blowtorch doesn't work when he stops peeing.
He can't weld other metals.
His urine may be the one that's welding the titanium.
His urine only welds titanium when he pisses it out.
His urine cannot weld titanium when he does not piss it out.
etc
etc

you get the drift.

And this is why it is difficult for me to form sentences so that people may understand, because I fear of another alternate thinker that may come along and read what I'm writing and doesn't understand it.

If I want to form a sentence that means the same for everyone, it would be very difficult.

I would want my sentence to mean:
Chuck Norris pees urine.
His urine can weld metals only when he pees it out.
His urine cannot weld metals if he doesn't pee it out.
He cannot weld titanium after he is done.
It is his pee that weld the metals and not him using some blowtorch or external device to weld the metal when he pees.
etc
etc

This shows that you cannot be specific enough with only one sentence. The more the person thinks, the more sentences is required. The more sentences there are, the more the person thinks. Hence, it's a never ending cycle. And it is true. If you practice some alternate thinking yourself, you'll see that the sentences in bold above can be broken down into all the different meanings too.

The fact that we're only specific in certain areas already tell us that we expect people to know what is going to happen and what they mean because of experience and the flow of events that we rationalise. However, experience does not teach us everything and events can change and stop happenning in an instant.

Our intuition can give way and rationalising with the wrong intuition only makes it worse.

Hope this leaves you with some fun. If you're confused or anything, you can ask me or you can just continue thinking. Just make sure it doesn't mess up the way to interpret sentences like I do.

So what's the sentence that I've come up with that has all the bolded meanings listed above inside? I don't know. I'm just glad the vast majority of the people out there aren't alternate thinkers too so I don't have to worry about them not getting what I'm trying to say.

Enough said.

I had a friend to share my thoughts with today

and it made my day

^^

The sun rose today.

It made my day :)

Motivation

I need some. Looks like this is going to be another bad week. The past few days have been rather demotivating and today too. With no mood to do anything, with no intention to achieve, all I can do is go through my normal routines and see where it brings me. I've been trying to learn a new song but since yesterday, I stopped continuing, when I'm not even halfway done with it. I set my mind to focus, it gives up. I try to think of something and figure out answers to stuff I've been wondering about, my attention turns elsewhere midway. It feels like I no longer have a reason to continue living, like I'm wasting people's money and time to support me. I just hope it wouldn't go on.

Other things that I gave up halfway but hopefully intend to continue soon:
-Right hand writing
-Wondering if someone can swtich emotions back and forth rapidly (not mood swings)
-Planning my conversations
-Save some money

The chemistry paper was a tough blow on my morale and after thinking it, I wonder if it's really worth. Then again, it probably is.

I need to learn and I learn from my mistakes. Making mistakes is a good way to learn. However, learning just isn't enough. You have to know and derive further. Hopefully I'll do better next time.

On a side note, I just got a RocketDock with some addons and etc and it's been really fun playing and configuring it. I think it's a beauty. If you want one of these, you can go to the rocketdock website at www.rocketdock.com and download your own, add your applications and set it to your preferrence. It's really simple to use too but if you do need help, I'm here.



Notice how I got a Firefox wallpaper but use Internet Explorer instead.
(That's right haters, flame me)

Enough said..

Stupid week

This week has been a really bad one for me personally. Not because of all the post exam activities and such but because of all the things that've been going wrong since the start.

There's too many to list and I doubt I can even remember most of them.

Even the minor things that go wrong work me up. And I don't know why. It seems that loads of bad luck has fallen upon me. As an unbeliever in luck, I have no other way of explaining this. Everywhere I go, everything I do, something must go wrong. It just adds up to an immense pressure. It's like someone just wished a whole load of curses on me.

I may be assuming too much, or jumping to conclusions but whatever it is, it stinks. I don't know what I want now. I wanted a day off. Which I got earlier this week, and something stupid happened and messed up everything, even on a day off.

I guess right now the good things don't make life good. It just makes it comfortable.

Demotivationals.

I'm almost reaching my 1-year. I think in about a week or so. 10 days away probably. And I've not done anything. Guess I need to start filming some stuff soon. Then again, there's no one to edit so I probably won't be filming a 1 year solo haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

/end of ambiguous post



Enough said..

Why..

Looks familiar?

Yes, we all know what this symbol stands for: summation. But do we really know what it is called? I've seen many people call this wrongly. Most people call this wrongly. In Secondary school maths, many teachers call this summation. Some don't even know what it is called and just tell us that it is the symbol for summation lol. All that is wrong. This symbol, that we are all so familiar with, is called Sigma. Yes, Sigma. And it bothers me to see everyone calling this "the summation symbol" or "summation".

Sure, the first time I told people this everyone was arguing. No one believed me. Why? Their reason was because it's used to represent summation. Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with their reasoning. Their reasoning agrees with me but their opinions contradict me. Sure, all of us use it to represent summation but the symbol is called Sigma. It's just like how we use symbols to represent other stuff like s for displacement. We don't call s displacement. It'll be weird. It's like, hey what do you call this symbol "s"? (assuming you dont know how S sounds like or is pronounced) And someone responds by saying it's displacement. Weird isn't it?

The first time I referred to Sigma as sigma got me some weird responses as well. Like people saying, whoa, how come you use such profound terms like sigma and stuff? Like it's some really high end clever thing.

It's actually a greek alphabet in it's upper case and it carries the "s" sound. There are 2 other versions of Sigma. The lowercase Sigma and the Lunate Sigma.

Oh well, I guess nobody would care so call it summation all you want. I'll stick with Sigma. And if you want to argue, I'll be ready, anytime. (Even at 4am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow) You'll just make yourself look stupid.

Enough said..

Whoa..

Haha I just came back not long ago.

From where?

From alot of places.

That's right.

First, I went to attend a gathering at City hall. Quite small. Alot of innuendos and MJ jokes though. Went to suntec city after that and looked around. Saw people having a Rubix cube gathering and a yo yo showcase at a shop.

After that, I went to vivo city and met up with Clement. Haven't met him in awhile. We were supposed to catch a movie there but it was all sold out so we went to Plaza Singapura instead. The earliest show that had aseats available for 2 started at 2140 and we had about 2 hours to kill so we went to have a meal. It was a good dinner. Show started and ended at 0030. Yeah, it lasted that long.

We went out and all the exits were locked and we thought we were stuck inside the shopping center and everything is going to come alive like the instruments and the lego figurines and all but before that could happen, we found an exit. Original plan was to take a train back but there were no train services so we decided to walk instead. In the end, just before we were about to start we found a bus stop that had buses to Clementi so we took a bus there instead. Went for a drink at a nearby Kopitiam and walked abit to the nearest playground and did some pullups. After that, we shared a cab home.

It was a good day.

Enough said..

What a waste..

Ok today, I was looking for something to eat and went inside Mcdonalds. I looked and they still had that cup offer thing going on so I decided i would buy something and upsize my meal so I would get the last grey cup left to complete my collection. My excitement grew when I saw the guy in front of me getting the grey cup so I thought I was going to get one too.

My turn came, I ordered, upsized and got a cup. A purple cup. Like wut, I already have 4 of that. This makes 5. I went back and ate quietly in a corner. I feel so cheated that they put "Today's Offer" on the grey cup only to give me something else.

I upsized for nothing.

I feel so down.

Why must they cheat me?!????

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Enough Said..

I what..?!

Decided to check out the other songs by The Lonely Island. Nice parody. Weird faces too :/

Jamie-Lynn Sigler is v-pretty though. Nice.

Back to life, lets see what I've been up to. Hm.. Nothing really. LOL. There's nothing much to do here. Eat, sleep, play with my iPod. Food is nice. I've been eating more than usual which is bad. Hopefully Pangkor Laut will be much more fun, though I'm not particularly looking forward to it. This holiday hasn't been an enjoyable one.

Here's a thing I've been thinking about though. what are some of the fastest things on earth? Events that can happen within the smallest fraction of a second.

A hummingbird, which can hover like a helicopter and fly backwards or sideways, flaps it's wings 12-90 per second. Very fast.

Even faster are the bones in our ears. The 3 bones, called the stirrup, anvil and hammer, can vibrate up to 20,000 times a second. Very nice and to think that they've been doing so very second of our lives that we're hearing. Our brain is pretty quick on hearing too, being able to differentiate sounds that are 100,00th of a second apart. Well done indeed.

Taking it up many notches higher is the number of oscillations a Caesium-133 atom makes. Used in atomic clocks, they vibrate at 9,192,631,770 times per second. A computer counts the number of oscillations made and counts 1 second on the clock. This is a very accurate way of measuring time because patterns in nature hardly disrupt themselves.

However, the event that can happen in the shortest amount of time that I know (there may be other things can happen in even lesser time and I'm not surprised if they are. This is only what I know) is the existence of the Higgs Boson that is going to be created by either the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) or Fermilab. This vital particle is essential because if it isn't found, every physics book written in the past 50 years needs serious revising. Lasting for only a billionth of a billionth of a millionth of a second after it has been formed in the particle accelerator, this "God Particle" is detected by what it decomposes into. Cool eh?

These are just what I know. There are loads of other things that can fit between a hummingbird and a caesium atom's oscillations but just to cut them short, I only picked these few. Again, these is only to my knowledge and there are probably other things that can happen in wayy lesser time that a Higgs Boson can exist here. And I wouldn't be surprised.

Interesting eh?

Enough said..

I am

Sick.

and it blows.

I went to Sentosa yesterday and climbed a tree a few times. Got some scars, burns and scratches on the way down. After that, I went into the sea to play. <-- WIN.

Yeap. If that didn't sting the wounds I don't know what did. After that, I went to tan. Yes, tan. I would be like WHOA now if I wasn't Tan the last 17 years of my life. Really, I've been Tan all my life.

Friend: Whoa how come you're so tan?
Me: Um.. I've been tan for the last 17 years of existence.
Friend: what?
Me: It's in my name.

Me: Hi I'm Tan.
Friend: Yeah, I can see.
Me: From my nametag?
Friend: No, from your skin colour.

XD

Surprisingly, it didn't hurt as much as it did when I came home last night. I was taking a bathe and I really wanted to yell. Not in pain but because I thought it would sound cool. But yeah, it did hurt alot last night.

Today sucked. Im sick now. Stupid migraine. At least the cuts don't hurt anymore, which is good.

Oh well..



lalalaaa

Enough Said!

Wha..?

Sometimes, it's good not to know.

Enough said.

Keep the trance coming.

Mild trance that is.

Found another nice song.



Only thing I don't like about this song is the bridge where the music changes and it starts to suck.. for that little while but it's nice again after that. Wow.. I should talk more for my 2 cents worth. After all, it's 2 cents. Then again, it's only 2 cents.

You'll never guess what happened today, really.

Just try, go ahead.

I told you to guess so stop sitting there like a dead duck waiting for the answer. C'mon, I'll give you 3 tries.

Nope, you guessed wrongly, guess again.

Wrong again. Last try.







Wrong. See? Told you you won't guess correctly.

Anyway, as I was walking home, this young girl of about 4-7 years old was walking behind me and she walked up beside me and asked if I was carrying a violin or guitar. I was looking at the ground while I was walking and I turn and I was looking at this child half my size with a tennis racket lol.. and I replied softly saying it was a guitar. And then she went on to talk about how she has a guitar at home but it isn't tuned and everything and after that she asked me if it was my personal guitar and if I went to 'guitar school' and she said that usually guitar schools let their students borrow a guitar home to practice with and I listened and nodded but I couldn't find myself saying anything cause I was too shy >.<

Like wut.. even a small girl whom I've never met before can come up and talk to me with confidence that I don't even have when asking strangers for directions. Guess I need to be less shy.

And yes, I've realised something else.

Many times when people are talking to me I usually say something and correct them and it offends them and they start arguing about how they're correct and after awhile their oral fatigue sets in and I "talk them into submission" and after they have nothing to say they start saying stupid stuff like I'm full of random crap. However, things change when they're in need of opinion or ideas and they actually want me to talk and speak my mind when I don't want to and to make me speak, they say things like I'm full of ideas and facts and I have the most insightful ideas and all those rubbish.

Now, while I don't mind them saying my thoughts are full of crap or my ideas are good and my opinion matters to get me to think or to shut me up, I do want people to make up their mind. Which one am I? Honestly, I think I'm full of random stuff, whether useful or not I cannot say.


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Say what?














(This is where you hear the reply and jump back in fear and run back to your comfy blanky and hide under the sheets on your bed cause you're scared of what's below it, which is what alot of people do..)





























Enough said.. XD

My walk, with me.

I went for another walk today. It required alot less planning than the previous one.

(Details of walk hidden for reasons I've yet to think of)

Then I went to meet Melissa at Yishun. Unknownlingly, I walked from Yishun Station to Yishun JC lol. It was just a random pick of direction but I memorised which way I went in case I got lost and had to find my way back. It went well.

Wait, no.

Yes it did.

um.. yeah :)

Bye! ^^









































Enough said.

Let's see.. See what? Just C..

Today was boring.. No wait, not really.

I woke up and went for tuition until the afternoon. It lasted for a looooonnnnnnng time and I was tired at the end of it. Went home and fell asleep after that when I was supposed to read my book lol.

Went out for dinner after that.

Last week, I went for make-up cell group at Bukit Gombat 'cause I couldn't make it for the event on friday and I met alot of new people. That was on Saturday. On Sunday, I went for tuition and found out that a girl who was attending the same cell group meeting as I was the day before is in the same tuition class as me. (Synthesis & Transformation practices in Primary school helped me write this sentence correctly LOLOLOL) Then again, she probably made the most impression on me during the introduction cause she's the only other person there from a JC.

On Sunday when I saw her I was like.. Weren't you in cell group yesterday? And she went.. You're in the same church as me right? And I said yes and we never talked after that even though we sat beside each other XDXDXDXDXDXXLILLOLJNHBSDLCERTM

*Creates mental note to self: Be less shy, even if it isn't your nature to talk to someone you don't know.

*Replies to mental note: OK sure.. No wait, who wrote this?

P.S. It stands for Post Script.

P.S.S. I wonder what P.S.S stands for. Hmm..

P.P.S.S. You know, I think i'll be different and increase the Ps and not the Ss like everyone else does.

P.P.P.S Notice how I added another P and reduced an S? (Think straight, warped minded people)

P.P.P.P.S. Oh yes I like how the Ps increase and the S remains.

Think I'll go for a walk tomorrow and meet Melissa too.

In the meantime, here's something for you guys to enjoy:



Watched Star Trek yesterday. Am happy now.

Enough said..

My goal.

Today was long.

Yea sure it may still be 86,400 seconds in astronomical terms but time is relative, physically and figuratively.

Went for cell group in the morning and went for service after that. It was cool. Once the service ended, I went for dinner with the others and watched Star Trek the movie after that. It was awesome and nice and good. (If you think it sucks, no the movie doesnt suck. It can't drink through a straw.)

Just reached home awhile ago.

Anyway, I've been thinking about the things that have happened to me the past few weeks and they're affecting what I want to be when I grow up.

In this post, you'll get to see what I want I'm aiming for academically and how certain thoughts have crossed my mind that may be a factor in reaching my goal.

My goal academically and in my career is to become a Theoretical Physicist, people like Stephen Hawking, Einstein and Michio Kaku. You may not have heard of the last name but I see him alot in the media and I've decided I'm going to aim to do what he does.

Problem is, to reach get into theoretical physics, I need to first get a degree in pure physics and eventually branch out from there. This may seem like a direct route from what I'm doing now cause it is but that isn't the point. After sharing that I want to go into pure science in University, many have told me that it is going to be very hard to find a job. Unlike other degrees like engineering and the general degrees that can give you a job as a civil servant, the only job options I see with a degree holder in pure science is being a teacher or a researcher. I discarded the though of being a teacher and stretched out for being a researcher instead. After all, it would be a waste to get very far into theoretical and not do anything much. Then again, theoretical does not allow you to do anything much. Many people who decide to go into science at a University level decide to go into applied science because it gives them a better job opportunity at the end, like what Melissa did.

I have considered being a teacher but after thinking for awhile, I decide not to. After looking at some of the teachers in school and some of the other students in my school, I realised that it isn't quite my cup of tea to handle people like them or teach. After all, I don't want to have aquired a wealth of knowledge only to pass on to other people without first making use of the knowledge. You may think I'm being selfish of what I know but I cannot change your opinion on that.

During the past few weeks, I've seen alot of things in my life hinting for me to become a teacher, like how I would like to go back and help people in my previous schools and teach them science and how I like to help people. Maybe I should become a teacher, but I wouldn't enjoy it much. I have no passion for teaching even though I sometime help my friends who are in need.

I want to be known as a person who thinks differently from others and look at situations from another perspective, one that people hardly notices unless someone mentions them and it all makes sense. I may have or may not have achieved that because I cannot tell how other people think and compare them with mine unless everyone starts sharing their opinions. I think that being able to tink differently from other people is essential in theoretical physics, where most of the theories are idealistic but make a whole lot of sense. It has to be logical, of course and I think I'm logical. I reason alot. That may not be much but it gets me thinking and that's all I need at the moment. I want to be someone who people knows who to come to if they want an opinion from a different perspective that people can hardly see but all I get is people calling me weird or mad or crazy or talking rubbish when I say something totally opposite of how they look at things, just because it's different from how majority of the people have the same opinion as them.

Kinda sad really. No one wants to hear me speak cause all I say are things different from everyone and they get insulted or angry. Personally, it doesn't bother me if people have differing opinions. I think it's good to have differing opinions so everyone can see the full picture. What I don't like however, is people critising the things I do without a reason that I can't challenge back or without them hearing what I have to say about it first.

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XD

Enough said..

womenz

It's been awhile since I posted. And now I present you with another post on the opposite gender.



Cool isn't it?

Enough said..

I'm searching for your signs.

Am i really?

Hm..

Take a look at this song:



I think the person posted the video or something to make up lol.. and not just so people can enjoy the song. I mean.. the forgive me at the end? The song is nice it's another song where you wouldn't expect the artist to be Groove coverage. No wait, it does sound like groove coverage after listening to far away from home.

LIKE TOTALLY.

Yeah and guess what.

On tuesday, there was a station near the grandstand where students were supposed to swop their old EZ-link cards for the new and improved.. ULTRA COOL Cepas Card at an extremely low price of $0.00! (tax included). Also comes with free money transfer from your previous card to the current one and you get to keep the same picture on the new card too..WITH NO EXTRA COST! Now what a deal! Quick! Come up and get yours today! With the new features, you can remember how stupid (in my case awesome) you looked 2-6 years ago, rant about how ugly the new card design is to your friend, complain that the card's 'cepas' but no longer 'EZ', that you got a different texture on your card and last of all, get rid of your old card too! Again, all at the cost of $0.00! so hurry! Go down to the area beside the grandstand and get yours today!

Yep. But me, being me, who likes to be me, screws up systems. And when I saw that you had to go to another area for your money to be transferred to from the old card to the new one and how they would take your old one, I had a thought. That I can actually keep 2 cards. I just didn't have to go to the table to activate the new one and get my old one confiscated cause the older one looks nice. So here's what I did. I took the card and um.. went of for recess after that. Yeah. XD. Really. And then I asked what possible things could happen if I didn't activate the new card and they said that the old one's going to expire and if I won't be able to use the new one without activating it first. So after school, I tried to increase it's value. Unfortunately, the machine said that the card needed to be activated. Which blows/sucks/blows/sucks/argh-whatever/blows/sucks/blows/sucks cause then I'll have to bring back the card to school tomorrow and get them to activate it and then lose my current one. But, me, being me, went to ask the people behind the passenger service counter if they could activate the card for me and they said they could. And they didn't even ask me for my current one, which is a good thing cause now I get 2 working cards. I AM WIN. pwnt the people who follow rules and stuff.

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Go move your lazy bum and read the text you lazy fellow. C'mon. You've already scrolled all the way down here. Can't be that bad to scroll back up and read the text.

Enough said..

My bird..

My bird > Joshua's bird.

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NO WAI MANG HES BERD LUKS WAI KOOLAH..

Enough said..

LOLWUT

I was looking through the forums and I saw this..



The video results to a competition I took part in awhile ago..

I didn't expect to win anything but I got award for Best Noob and Best Spammer LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLL...

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWwOWOWOWOWOW..

I'm like the opposite of Ellusion67 in the video. But there were alot of awesome combos. Jamie Enns' style is insanely impressive.

The cat was nice too. Made everyone lul.

If you noticed, the name of the video is called UFOBO.

What is UFOBO?

It's UPSB's First Official Battle Orgy. What a name. It's a one round all out battle with an unlimited number of participants. Various awards were given too instead of rankings. This time, we had 21 particiants and lots of awards as you can see in the video. Very nice.

And I noticed.. the song used is that same as the Odd Locations' 1st collab. Did anyone notice the monkeys in the beginning? XD..

Enough Said..

Hm..

If you love trance or mild techno, that song's a must listen. It's nice except for the last 5-10 seconds which bothers me abit. Other than that, the song's awesome.

Anyway, I went to GP this morning and then went home and then went to church for some event. I think that's all I did. Not much details cause there's nothing to post about and nothing much happened.

I've been thinking of some stuff that crossed my mind. It's kinda old but recently it got back to me somehow. Read on.

Content list to help you understand:

-Background

-The issue

-The explaination

-Application (Why this problem does not affect us - Stupid issue. No one cares.)

Background

Recently, I've been drinking alot of bubble tea and other stuff from bubble tea stalls. And as you know, they usually give you pearls by default. Like they give them to you even when you don't ask for it. You have to tell them you don't want pearls or they'll give it to you. Sometimes, however, they do ask if you want them. Normal pearls are given at no extra cost.

Sometimes, I prefer the drink without pearls cause after all, they're just starch, much like those you get in rice. It can get pretty annoying too if you're thirsty and getting a drink and you suck up a pearl and you have to chew it all the way and you can't think of drinking without thinking of having to adjust the straw first. Personally, I only get pearls when I'm having the milk tea. Otherwise, I just find them a bother to have.

Issue

Now here's what I've been thinking about. (I know, long background intro but that's just me. So deal with it.) Pearls are usually given at no extra cost right? And assuming that you really love pearls.. are the pearls really free or is it just more worth getting them?

Sounds weird? Don't understand?

Explaination

Pearls take up volume too and by eliminating the pearls from your drink, you could (theoretically) put more volume of drink inside but the amount of drink equavalent to the volume of space the pearls take up is very small and can be drunk in like.. a few seconds. Since pearls are given at no extra cost, you substitute this small amount of drink for your pearls. And they're therefore free.

BUT, you love the pearls and you're willing to pay more for them to be added in and you don't mind substituting this small amount of drink just for some pearls. And since they're given without charging you extra, it's therefore worth your money to get them with pearls.

Application - Stupid issue. No one cares.. really..

OK by now you must be thinking: Who would think of such a thing? Will such an issue affect us? Why would anyone care?

My answers:
-I thought up the problem.
-No not really. I'll come to that later.
-I don't think anyone would really.

I've asked many people and they've all given me a variety of answers. Some say that the pearls are free while others say it's better to buy with the pearls. Of course, it may sound stupid and almost the same but when you bother to think very hard, they aren't. Answers will vary probably because of the different logical perceptions people have and by reading this far, I think you too, would have an opinion and a backing argument.

Moving on:

Ok why should such an issue affect us? I mean, are they cheating our money? Are pearls worth nothing? No. From what I've seen, the people who make these bubble tea do not fill the cup to the brim. Thus, you already have less drink even before they put the pearls in. If they put the pearls in, the drink isn't going to overflow so no drink is lost and you've already been shortchanged.. but by an amount so small, you'll barely notice the difference. Secondly, the volume the pearl takes up is kinda small too so I doubt it makes much of a difference really.

And why should anyone care about this reason? They shouldn't. since it doesn't affect them much. It's just a thought that I had.. and if you don't know by now, I think differently from most people.

An unhappy homosapien

hm.. homosapien.. is there a hetrosapien?

Anyway, there comes a time in a person's life where he/she will have to blog about a girl. Yes. A boy will have to blog about a girl and and a girl will have to blog about a girl too. Only exception is if they don't have a blog.

And now.. unfortunately.. the time has past (see earlier post for lulz) so I no longer need to post about a girl. But I will.. cause she's mean and angry and (in a tone of a 7 year-old kid) I hate angrrffy gurls.. they're mean. and they bully people. Just like sally.. who stuck her tongue out at me just cause I looked at her like how my dad looks at my mom.. (/end of rant)

OK so recently Amanda started talking to me again.. after she got the answer to the quesion on my personal statement on msn wrong. (It's not that hard.. I mean.. even I got it right.) And being the nice guy that I am, corrected her. And then we started talking and things happened (ITS NOT LOVE SO STOP YOUR MINDS ROLLING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. IT'S RELATED TO THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT IN CHAOS THEORY) .


So after awhile, I went off to play solitaire. And um.. as you can see from the previous post (and if you noticed the time difference between this post and the one before) you'll realise that it was only last night. Just minutes ago, I published the previous post from the bottom and she wasn't happy. Yes that's right. She wasn't happy. It's not my job to please her anyway so looks like she's got to find her own happiness. BUT, being the nice guy that I am. I tried to make things even. I asked for 3 things about her and now, I shall rant about them.

/Rant start.

-She likes movies.

LIKE WUT.. MOVIES?! um.. I don't really have much to say about them.. I love movies too. (ARGH she got me there..)

-She hates Speghetti

SPEGHETTI!?! YOU'RE IN SINGAPORE.. YOU ONLY GET SPEGHETTI HERE.. THIS AIN'T ITALY WHERE YOU GET ALL SORTS OF WEIRD FUNNY LOOKING RIBBON PASTA (um.. sorry I just forgot the names).

And you hate bolognaise and cabonara too?!?! Bolognaise is the best pasta sauce ever!!! Carbonara is the second best! How can you hate both?!?! I mean.. it's like.. um.. er.. ugh.. I can't think of what it's like. (I hate tyo say but she got me there again).

-She likes TV whEEEEEEEEEE

YOU LIKE TV?!?!? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COUCH POTATO?!?!? I mean.. look at potatoman.. that's what you turn into if you watch too much TV. They don't even teach you good stuff on TV like.. look at Pokemon for example.. I thought the pokeball my mom gave me when I was young had some sort of pikachu inside and i threw it on the ground like in the TV and it broke.

And the whEEEEEEEEE... it's just.. you know.. um.. irritating.. no wait, it's not irritating. It's annoying.. no it's not annoying either.. it's.. it's.. Oh snap I can't think of that word.. what's the word? (She had me there again.. sigh..)

Now this goes to show you little kiddies something.. Michael Jackson is evil. Stay away from him little kids. And run to papa.. cause he loves you so. Go on. Run to him. He's not a Michael Jackson in disguise. Honest! He isn't! or is he..?

Enough said..

My personal life..

Though now not that personal cause it's here.. for all to see.. if you want to see..

Lets see.. personal life..

hm..

What I've been doing lately.. nothing much. Just going out alone I guess. Staying at home makes me tired and bored.. really lol. Walking is best. You know.. just go out, walk around... No money needed. All you need is time.. which is plentiful when you have holidays.

lol, LOL, lawl, lolz, lawlz, lul, lulz...

um.. lol..

Anyway, lets take a look at my life since my birth till now.

~ means a major/significant/life changing/exciting event took place.

- means nothing took place.


My life:
~---------------------------------------------------------------------------~

Hm.. only 2 ~s? Interesting..

Lets see. The first ~ was when I was born. Oh yeah.. totally life changing. For those who loveme/like me, here I am. For those who hate me, too bad. deal with it.

Second ~? Hm.. I've been thinking hard for an explaination to why the model had another ~. It was all normal until the end. But.. after many long long long seconds of thinking, I realise it was last night's solitaire session.. where I played like.. countless games and only won 1. Like wut.. I looked at the statistics and I took 5 minutes to finish the game and I looked at the average timing for everyone who plays solitaire on that site and it's 31 seconds?!?!??!?!?!?! Like wowowowow...

Solitaire is fun. I don't know why people don't learn how to play it.. or only play it when their bored.. Am I the only one who doesnt see this as torture? I mean.. I would totally love it if I was made to play solitaire all day..

(This is where you wonder how the topic shifts from my personal life to solitaire/klondike. If you're not wondering, good. we're in the same boat. Cause I'm not wondering either. Now to sink the boat.)

Enough said..

I will run after you..

Ah this song. Sung long ago but still stuck with me. Very nice song. Take a listen. It's been ages since we last sung it but it's cool.

Anyway, today was awesome.. (Well towards the end it was). Went out, walked around, collected a package from Poland, went to meet some guy from Brunei in IMM and went home after that. Watched TV, took a nap, and went out again to meet the same guy and another friend.

Yeap. He came from Brunei for a holiday and went on a spree to find pens, which is what I would do too if I went somewhere else. Another spinner was there too and we talked, shared stuff, tried mods.. like a mini-gathering of 3 people lol. After that, he had to leave cause it's getting late and we had to go too. Now that's 3 spinner's I've met from overseas thus far. Now to find more XD. But it's cool.

And stylish pirat spins just like a bustercyl. I was hoping for it to spin something like some kinda Dr. KT or something as what alot of people have said but it feels like a stick lol.. Will totally break your fingers when just starting out. I mean, just look at the similarities..

-Thin Barrel
-Heavy weights on the ends
-Long
-Grippy ends

Like.. enough to give both of them the same spinning feel. But there's a difference I've noticed though and it's the people's responses to it. People love the Stylish Pirat. Like it's some kinda awesome pen and all and I've yet to see one negative comment about it. The bustercyl, unfortunately, didn't get as much positive feedback as it's Polish brother.. With critisms such as cheat pen and stick, it hasn't fared as well as the Stylish Pirat. Kinda sad.. Oh well, what can I say? Both are awesome mods. Not that I use them but it's nice to have them in my collection.

Enough said.

WUT..

I think I'm falling sick. It started out with a blocked nose on Tuesday and I thought it was just a normal cold and it would go away soon. Unfortunately, it didn't and it kept becoming worse. Got mild headaches last night and today was really bad. I could barely walk in a straight line even at home.

If you thought I looked fine in school or something, I wasn't. I just hid i but throughout the day it felt like someone's been smashing a brick into the front of my skull. It's abit better now.

I just read up abit on Stephen Hawkings and I found a few quotes that really inspired me.

What his tutor wrote:

"It was only necessary for him to know that something could be done, and he could do it without looking to see how other people did it. [...] He didn't have very many books, and he didn't take notes. Of course, his mind was completely different from all of his contemporaries."

What some guy said about his oral examination in University.

"And of course the examiners then were intelligent enough to realize they were talking to someone far more clever than most of themselves."

Wow..

Enough said..

I did it.. did what?

I won a game of chess against the president of the chess club! Awesome.. First time I played with her and she got me. (See earlier posts) But today, I got her.

I think it was by luck. But I honestly thought I had a bad start. Oh well...

Enough Said.

Home.. a place I hate to be in.

I love this song.

Touches my heart everytime I listen to it.



ARGH.. my mom just spoiled the atmosphere.. AGAIN..

Like.. what's with her. She tells me not to use the computer all day and I tell her I got things to do and she tells me to hurry up.. like wut.. I have things to do and have to use the computer and you tell me to go off and do something. I tell you I can't finish up so quickly cause I'm busy and you yell at me. Aren't you supposed to support me? It's not like I'm playing games or doing something bad. I actually use it for school work and you say I'm playing. I tell you I'm not playing and you say I'm playing. Aren't you some IT manager in some huge company? So shouldn't you BE the one who KNOWS best that I'm NOT playing?!?!?~!~!?!~?!!~?!?!~ (The ~s were added for effect)

And it's not like you actually NEED to use the computer when I'm using it.. or even WANT to. You just have no one to talk to cause no one likes you and in a desperate attempt to say something, you tell me not to use the computer for no reason. I give you my reasons and state them and you yell at me. I reply to you and you say I'm yelling back at you. Look who's yelling in the first place. Look who spoiled the atmosphere first. The mirror will probably answer those. Just look into it. I reason out my statements and you say I'm trying to be funny. O right.. as if you studied literature and is capable of picking out sarcasm.. cause I never meant any. FAILTARD!

Heck, wait till I get my own notebook. You probably won't see me home until it's time to go to sleep. Addicted much? Maybe, but to deny addiction is a further display of one.

Enough said..

Happy is win.

Well today was a good day.

I had my Water Baptism this afternoon. Finally, after 17 years of serving and about 4-5 years of being serious, I've finally done a public declearation of my Christian Faith. Jephthah also did it along with me and his certificate has a name totally unheard of by us lol. He said it was his real name and Jephthah was his middle name even though most of us addresses him by that.

Was very AWESOME. Like totally. And I'm really grateful to my friends who came to support the both of us. I really appreciate it. Service was awesome and I'm glad to have good seats. (It was me who booked them anyway but oh well..)

And lastly,



3 times!!! (If you know what I mean XD)

Some inside stuff

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” -Dr. Seuss

OK some personal info here XXDDDDD (A short trip to the naughty part of my mind)

Was late for service today cause my mom was making a huge fuss around the house. Reached a quarter of an hour late, which is pretty late already. Got a text from Sharon that if I came after the Praise songs I'll have to sit alone, which was fair enough considering how difficult it is to hold seats for late comers. Reached the building and got an usher to sit me somewhere.. which was just across the aisle and a row down.

I looked at the girl beside me and she looked like one of my friends. Same figure and all but after Praise and Worship I shook her hand and saw that she was different..and..attractive lol.
It was only a glance but it was a huge crush. (I never imagine I'll be ever typing this here haha) During the rest of the service I wanted to look at her but I couldn't XD. It'll be wayyy to obvious and awkward with everyone looking front and I'll be turning to the side. The topic of the sermon was about men and women relationships too so not a good time to turn and look LOLOLOLOL. After the serivce I took a last look at her and went to join the rest of my cell. Another look back and she was gone, lost in the crowd. But it was amazing.

But really, she's the only one I still think about after such a seeing for such a short time. (The rest of this may be abit degratory to women so if you're a girl and you're reading this, I mean no offence to the opposite gender.)

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Ok so I suppose you want to continue reading XD

Usually when I see a good looking girl on the streets I'll forget about her in the next minute lol. But she's like.. I don't know.. alot different. I still remember how she looks like (from the last glance I took) even now like 8-9 hours since I saw her. I've only told one person about this in personally and he's been pestering me to look out for her all the time we were near the church building. But yeah if you've been with me after service and noticed that I look like I was searching for someone, now you know why.

I doubt I'm getting any sleep tonight. She's haunting my mind.

Anyway, I just experienced probably the most impressive force today on the way to church. In the bus, I was going to hold a bar to support myself when I realised that I couldn't wrap my fingers around the bar and it took alot of strength to curl my fingers around it. I thought I had a cramp but I pulled my hand away from the bar and clenched my hand and nothing was wrong and I tried to hold the bar again and there was that repulsion force. I forced my hand to close and I could see the muscles on my wrist jerking and twitching like in some sort of spasm haha. It was abit difficult to unclench my hand too. A quick though came to my mind to do what everyone should do when they have static: discharge. I touched my other hand and tried grabbing the bar again and this time there was no problem. I was expecting a nastly shock in the process but nothing happened. It was stil an interesting experience though. Static is a force not to be reckoned with for sure.

Probably the only interesting stuff that happened today.

Enough said..

3rd day..

And it feels like a week already..

Time crawls here..

Anyway, today, they had a CCA exhibition after school. I went to look around at the booths and finally decided after much pondering. Changed my choices many times. Nearing the end of the day, I played chess with the chess club. I did it for the lulz.. really.. and lost.. LOLOLOLOL..

Then again, I wasn't really playing properly. I took this chance to annoy the girl whom I was playing against who's from the chess club.

I moved my pieces beside her knight and she looked annoyed that she can't capture them. Other things I did were putting my pieces beside her bishops and other pieces diagonally beside her rooks. If you know the rules of chess, you'll understand what I mean.

After that, I realised that I had alot of my important pieces gone. Was too engaged in my small mission that I was losing.. or even realise I was losing. At that point, I heard her say to her friend that she wanted to go home.. and that's when I had another crazy thought: To drag the game XD

And that's what I did. I moved the same pieces back and forth, around in circles and only a step at a time. Also, I pretended to think for a long time to only move a pawn after that. I tried to make it look as though it was a stalemate. Other people were already commenting how long my game took and even though I was losing badly, I felt better than how she looked. The girl I was playing against looked stressed.. while I, on the other hand, was laid back and smiling to myself. She must be thinking I'm crazy haha.

Eventually, the game got too long and she had to call her friend also from the chess club to help her.. and they beat me. By the way, her friend that she called lost to some ACS guy 3 consecutive times before me lol. I didn't expect myself drag the game for such a long time but oh well, it's a friendly match after all. Went home after that.

Pi = 3.14159..

Ok today I went to my new school.. where I will be fore the next 2 years.. hopefully.

Probably the longest first day of school ever.

Opened the day with loads of long introductory talks by lots of teachers etc..

Had a 'tour' around the compound.

AND FOUND OUT THAT ORIENTATION WAS 2 WEEKS.. wut..?!?! The first day was bad enough. I don't want to know what's going to happen in the next 2 weeks. Then again, it's only the first day so can't say much.

I mean..
Secondary school was a 2 day orientation camp and I stayed there for 4 years.

Primary school was a 10 minute icebreaker game.. and I stayed there for 6 years..

and now i'll be here for (supposedly)2 years and I need 2 weeks to orientate myself?!

And the building is uniquely designed too. I was walking around and couldn't find out if I'm on the first or second floor. Turns out.. it's 3 floors up and 1 floor down like a basement.. but the bottom floor looks like the first floor cause everything is flat below.. but it isn't.. if you know what I mean.

A senior told me they designed it to be like a sheep and thus the weird architecture and parts of the sheep they use to name parts of their building. I remembered the image I looked up on Google Earth the day before and it looked nothing like a white and fluffy animal..

Enough said..

hm..

Woke up today with 2 SMSes that came in the morning.

YES 2.

Pwnt all who only woke up with 1.

Wondering which school I got into? Well wonder no more because now that the results are out, you can always find out for yourself which school I got into. =P

Was in Malaysia earlier this week and my parents and aunt opened a door for me to study in Taylor's over there. It's a 1 year Pre-U(suck it people) that allows me to either do A-levels, go to an Australian University or get an American Degree.

After much thought and pondering, I decided to stay here instead.

Went to check out the educational institute I got posted into today and IT WAS AWESOME. LIKE TOTALLY. NOW I WIL HAVE TO WASTE A 1-2 HOURS A DAY TRAVELLING AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA PWNT YOU NOOBS THAT TAKE LESS THAN AN HOUR TO GET TO SCHOOL.

That's all I got to say. If you fear for my sanity because of this post, tag a reply in the tagbox there ->

If you don't, tag a reply too ->

Enough said..

P of US of A

Well, last night was the inauguration of Barack Obama. Really liked the performances by Yo Yo Ma and the singers. They were beautiful.

For many people, this is a day of joy, a new hope and hopefully a better life. For others, maybe not as much. Over here in Singapore, we can only watch it on TV. Whether I'm happy or not I'm not really sure. I'm not involved in these kinda things and I'm not that interested either..apart from Obama messing up his oath.

Many people were discussing who's wrong it was that made Obama stumble. Many say it's the guy who swore him in that made him stumble but I just read something that made me lol hard.. if you know what I mean..

Here's how the Oath was supposed to be taken(with each backslash denoting a pause):

I, [name]/
Do solemnly swear/
That I will faithfully execute/
The office of President of the United States/
And will to the best of my ability/
Preserve, protect and defend/
The Constitution of the United States/
So help me God

but for Obama, it was presented as:

I, [name] do solemnly swear/
That I will execute the office of President to the United States faithfully/
And will to the best of my ability/
Preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States/
So help me God

..Thus confusing him and making him say some parts wrongly etc etc you get da point..

Someone replied to this comment and said
"it was a test to see how Obama can adapt to unforeseen situations and he failed"

LOLOLOLOL

Zombo.. just pwnt us all...

He also quoted from his local newspaper saying that this event was an indecent one because everyone is weeping and trying to get over the recent reccession and financial crisis and people are spending millions to celebrate someone who has acomplished nothing.. thus wasting the money..

How true.. Feel free to think otherwise.

Yeap.. discussion can be viewed here: http://www.upsb.info/forum/index.php?showtopic=16027&st=0&gopid=229996&#entry229996

Enough said..

Gone..

And its gone... gone... going...

Gone... everything gone... give a damn...

Gone be the birds when they don't want to sing...

Gone people... all awkward with their things... gone

Mhmm.. the things that happened last year, the year before, secondary school. I'm glad it's over. A start of a new year, a new school. Maybe things can be better.

Oh and guess what came in the mail today. A nicely modded RSVP RMX. Just like a RSVP MX but more balanced(I think) and it's writable too. It has a unique retractable twisting mechanism and I must say that the guy who designed this brilliant mod with the twisting mechanism is really ingenious. Very nice guy too. Finally, I not only have a retractable mod but a unique one as well.

Now to wait for my MPMX to arrive.

Enough said..

zzz

I'm losing to some less experienced guy in a penspinning battle.

I don't know what to say lol. I want to win, but at the same time, I kinda feel bad if I win.

He challenged me and I told him I wasn't the competitive type but he was like plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls so I reluctantly said yes.

Got my video filmed and then he said he had to use his combo for something else so he wanted to delay the battle but i told him that i accepted it and etc.. and he said he'll use some random combo he got earlier saying he'll lose. His video is not bad. I think we're almost the same level.

Then some guy came along and voted for him and suddenly everyone started voting for him for the stupidest reasons.. Some hate me so they vote for him. Others said my video was too long.. like SERIOUSLY MAN.. I had wayyy harder tricks than him etc.. If their reason was cause I was too spammy or it was too choppy then fine. Of course there're some who voted for me.

Well, I asked him to battle when he didn't wanted to cause he was scared that he'll lose so if he wins then it's a good thing cause then I would've done well and encouraged him and go: Hey see? Looks like you're winning. So why be scared?

At the same time, I wanna win lol.. like.. if it was your battle, wouldn't you want too? *sigh* I don't know. I feel bad losing or winning. Shouldn't have accepted in the first place. Stupid me.

At least there were some things I like even though it wasn't to my advantage. Some of my friends voted for him cause they liked him better. I think that's really nice cause I like their honest opinion. And I appreciate it.
Others were "too kind" and nulled.. I got nothing to say about them. If they nulled cause it was honestly a tough decision, then I guess it's ok.

Oh and I've been visiting alot of bookstores recently like Times and MPH and I've found some rather interesting books. I wish I could've bought them but they cost between 20-30 each. Think I'll save up and buy some. I really need to get on to reading something. Haven't been reading much lately.

Enough said.

The chances of life.

I saw this on TV and thought it might be good to share.

What are the chances of you here?

Firstly, the earth that formed needs to be in the "Goldilocks position". An area around the sun suitable for life. A very slim area.

Secondly, all the elements necessary for life to take place must be on earth. The iron, carbon.. etc. And all leftover matter from stars.

Earth needs to gather an atmosphere and needs enough gas circulating around it.

Liquid water needs to be present. Meaning alot of water containing asteroid impacts.

The spark that triggered the first unicellular life forms.. um.. a very unlikely event.

Evolution taking place.. Sea animals walking on land and land animals going into sea.. Another unlikely event. Seriously.. How many of you would go into the sea and hope your fingers develop into flippers and started mating in the water and become an underwater human race?

More evolution. Single celled organisms becoming more complex like animals and such.

Death of the dinosaurs. We do not want them around here today don't we? A real life Jurassic park? No thanks. And honestly speaking, what are the chances of us getting hit by an asteriod huge enough to wipe out all those big creatures? Something else must have happened cause other animals didn't die from the impact... if you know what I mean.

Evolution of apes into humans.

Expanding of population. Not really an unlikely event but population is increasing rapidly.

Chances of 2 random people meeting, falling in love and conceiving.. out of 6 billion people?

If it wasn't for you already here today, we would never have thought it was possible.

And true enough, it's hard to imagine someone who's never been here before lol.. like your children..

Enough said..

My Complaint About your computer

Rather than engage in a point-by-point response to the textual interpretation of Your Computer's endeavors, I want to respond to the more general issue at hand. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I take advantage of a rare opportunity to subject Your Computer's views to the rigorous scrutiny they warrant. Yes, I realize that now is not the time to go wobbly on our opposition to Your Computer's abominable newsgroup postings, but for the sake of brevity I've had to express myself in simplified terms. It's best to ignore most of the quotes that Your Computer so frequently cites. He takes quotes of of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and, presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, Your Computer is not the only one who needs to reassess his assumptions. Think about poxy, bloodthirsty power brokers. They too should realize that wherever you look, you'll see Your Computer enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity.

Your Computer insists that the existence and perpetuation of nativism is its own moral justification. Sorry, Your Computer, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so." Does he honestly expect us to believe that he is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha? This isn't such an easy question to answer, but let me take a stab at it: He is a logorrheic pamphleteer. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Your Computer court a slovenly minority of patronizing schizophrenics. It makes me want to shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Your Computer. The memo spells out his plans to twist our entire societal valuation of love and relationships beyond all insanity. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that Your Computer's accusations are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, I plan to foster mutual understanding. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, Your Computer uses big words like "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" to make himself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Your Computer's communiqués may reek like a skunk, there is no doubt that Your Computer will insist that our society be infested with scapegoatism, autism, alcoholism, and an impressive swarm of other "isms" in the near future. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that Your Computer uses the word "hydrometallurgically" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated.

Individually, Your Computer's ebullitions prey on people's fear of political and economic instability. But linked together, Your Computer's inveracities could easily foster exclusionism at every opportunity. I unequivocally hope that Your Computer's crotchets were intended as a joke, although they're not very funny if they were. Consider the following, which I'll address in greater detail later: Your Computer occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to paralyze needed efforts to seek some structure in which the cacophony introduced by his expositions might be systematized, reconciled, and made rational. I'd like to finish with a quote from a private e-mail message sent to me by a close friend of mine: "Your Computer should try being a little more open-minded".

Enough said..

Planes

Don't you just hate it when the windows on the plane don't line up with the seats in the cabin?

Enough said..

Pen spinning Gathering.

Had a pen spinning gathering at Changi Airport today. Wondered who suggested the idea.. Anyway, loads of people came. Like, alot more than the last one. Many new people came too. This spinner from Australia came here for a holiday and he joined us as well. Nice to meet someone from another country.

Awesome gathering. We all had fun sharing and talking and laughing. Too bad some of the best ones in the country didn't come. Alot of young people there too. I didn't realised but when I look around me, I was one of the oldest lol.

Here's a picture:

Thats all that came. Um.. no video though.. haha. And which part of Changi Airport is that? Its the staff canteen. Hence the 'Kopitiam' background. Some left early and the rest of us went to find some food to eat. Got to McDonalds and got a meal there. Laughed alot. stupid conversation about waterfall mod. Lol..

And I just made a BusterCYL. It's a stick really. Too heavy, too long, too much of a stick than a pen.

Well, it was a long day. And a great gathering. Think i'll go visit Rayney at his workplace tomorrow.

Enough said.

Another walk

Went out today cause I was bored. I've been planning this since sunday when I went to Toa Payoh for awhile. I saw a glimpse of the air-conditioned bus interchange.. the only one in Singapore and then I realised I had to go there for myself. And that was what I did.

Last night, I studied the path that I would take on a map and memorised the route and certain landmarks. Figured I'll just walk from Toa Payoh to Orchard. Left before lunch and took the train to Toa Payoh interchange. Walked around and looked at some of the shops and found a Popular Bookstore. I had to gamble. Go in and waste time or skip it and move on. After all, most populars sell the same stuff. I decided to go in and I looked around for awhile and found some Silver HGGs. Bought all of them. Didn't expect to find them there but they'll come in handy in trades.

Took a last look at the map at the bus interchange and set off. First major landmark: Toa Payoh park. On the map it looked like it was only 100meters wide but in reality, it looked alot less. Found the expressway* and luckily there was a bridge across. Everything was going smoothly here. Walked along a small alley and then i came to a road. I looked around and was: Wut is dis unfamilia stretch of road? And then, with thoughts of thinking back, I turned left and walked. Lucky guess.. I walked and then I looked to the side, I saw another landmark. Something I was looking out for - Balestier Hill Primary School. Helps a little. But this road I was walking along was unfamiliar and I didn't know where it led to. Thinking it leads to Novena, I continued walking.

I walked on and saw a building. A white building. With a logo. I've seen the logo before but can't remember where. Continued walking and found a small road leading away from the one I was walking along and the sign said Tan Tock Seng Hospital. I saw it and was like.. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Without thinking, I just walked to the hospital. Found Novena square and went to the MRT station to look at the map and be sure.

Found the way to Newton Circus and walked there. Decided to make a turn just for fun and ended up walking into a dead end and had to walk all the way back. Reached newton circus and when I was crossing the overhead bridge, I saw Marriott hotel at Orchard Road. Got my direction and walked there.

Reached Orchard road at last. Saw Max along the way and went to have lunch. Was thinking of whether to go back to Toa Payoh and take 157 back or to just go back by MRT from where I am. Decided to go with the latter as I didn't have much time to spare.

*Right. so I ask someone who stays near there about this expressway and she says she doesn't know and when I asked again she said she does kow and I wasn't specific enough. Oh right.. the expressway is just beside the bus interchange .______.

Enough Said

Some girl..

I just randomly talked to this girl who i've not talked to for 2 years.

And she wants me to make a post about her here.

And here it is.

I don't know what to say.

Please tell me.

thanks!

Done.

Oh cool an outing.

Went to Sentosa today. Played in the sea but i didnt get fully wet haha.. and all those who tried to pull me into the water, you phail.. In the end, all those running away made me wet myself (not in the pants).

Here's something for you to think about:
Does being thrifty mean you're selfish?
Does being a spendthrift mean you're a showoff?

Lol..

Enough said.

*^#!$%^&@@%$&^(*&@%$(!%

I hate people who think they know the full situation and try to offer help before even finding out the whole thing.

I hate people who give me choices and then rant about the choice that I made.

um.. thats all I got.

And God is good.

lolwut

Lol i didn't sleep last night. Me and my cousin were up playing dota after supper and when i checked the time the night was still young so we decided to play some more. Lol suddenly my cousin asked me what the time was and it was 6 am in the morning already and we decided to play more and my cousin drew the curtains and it was day already lol.

Lol i missed my cell group's multiplication. Um.. ok lol. And i'm shifted to saturday Jurong West service too.

g5iknse;g,kl;nbjktrbrtnbonbtrl;btb

Oh and I just appeared in another pen spinning collab.

It's the reverse collab lol.. it's a collab where everything's played in reverse.



Cool eh? Guess which is me lol.

Enough Said...

Asia Conference

YES!!!

The event that alot of us has been looking forward too.
The event that's supposed to make our Emerge Conference look like child's play.

It's here and it's already into it's third day already!

OK lets see what happened this week.

On Monday, it was kinda boring so I went to the post office to send some stuff and it the amount I paid blew a huge hole in my pocket.

On Tuesday, I went to Heartland Mall, Kovan, to revisit where I went last year (earlier posts about croc farm). Beautiful place. Went to play LAN with some friends after that. First time trying out Company Of Heroes. Very good game.

Wednesday was the start of the Asia Conference. It was Amazing. The opening ceremony was great.

We had to meet in the morning on Thursday(yesterday). I was the first to reach there lol.. I didn't expect it at first but it was good. Stayed at Expo for the whole day. It was a little exhausting but it was quite an experience. Took the last train and went to 7-11 to get some food and reached home at 1 lol..

Friday (today), we had to meet in the morning like the day before and strangly enough, I was the first to reach again lol. This time, I took some caffine (in the form of coffee.. what were you thinking.. tablets?!) and it helped alot. Had another cup of coffee in the evening and it works great too. Um.. gotta stop drinking too much or I'll get addicted. Another awesome day. Stupid Ushers. I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA KEEP US IN HALL #10.. Well, at least it didn't end as late as Thursday. Lol I read the clock wrongly but thankfully Jeremiah was beside me to correct me.

*Sigh*

Well, this week will be the last week we can spend together as a cell group. Maybe next week can be counted too but this will be my last week with you guys together and it has been great. Too bad I can't make it next week so.. hope you people have a great time. A splendid one too. Um.. yeah.. so.. lets enjoy the last to days of the Asia Conference together before we split lol.

Ah.. Benny Hinn tomorrow.. Gonna be really awesome.

Enough said..

Prom Nite..

Yeah rite.. some kinda Prom..

I thought a Prom was supposed to be a high school dance.. Turns out to be something like a wedding dinner instead lol..

Anyway, it was good. I managed to find my way there myself and reached half an hour before it was supposed to start.

Oh and I had alot to eat too. More than half the table I was sitting in were girls and only 3 other boys sat next to me. And as you know.. Girls don't really eat that much. Really lol.. they stopped eating after the 3rd course. I had the whole fish to myself.. well, almost. Jeffrey, sitting beside me, took some too and some of the girls did but I think I ate the most fish haha.. Oh and the noodles.. I ate more than twice of what everyone took combined.. I was the only one taking lol..

Greedy, no. I asked if they wanted any and they said no. So I waited and Charmaine told me to have them since no one was eating so I guess I could eat without guilt. Everyone else was too busy taking photos or participating in the activity to eat anyway.

Lulz I brought a camera but only took 2 photos.

Enough said.

Wives..

Women live longer than men cause they don't get married to wives.

Lol..

Not true? I'll show you. I came up with this expression. Just substitute the values into this expression and find out if you're gonna die earlier than your wife.

[(A+1)*(B+7)]^C

A = your current age.
B = The number of wives you have.
C = how long you've been married.

If your number is more than 20, you're gonna die earlier than your wife.

This only applies all men, single or married.. and obviously not women.. single or married included.

So one day you can live longer than your wife and the next you're gonna die earlier than her. Um.. yeah.. It gives us some hope.

And don't ask me how I came up with that expression.

Enough said..

lulz

Are you Scared?

Sign by Dealighted - Black Friday Thanksgiving Deals

How 'bout now?

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wait, scared of what?

lol nevermind.

Enough said..

...?

Ok lets see what's been happenning to me this past few days..



ok well nothing really lol.



Its been very hard practicing for the 'Leftie's Collab'. A collab tributed to the minority of us who's gonna die 7 years earlier (Of which I don't believe cause the chances of a right handed person getting hit by a car is alot higher than a left handed person. If you need an explaination, ask me.).



Lol I've only pulled off the combo that I thought of successfully twice and it isn't even on camera lulz..



Oh and yes, I just remembered..


Remember By2 that came and performed a few weeks ago during church? Yeah well everyone, guess what. those 2 girls remind me of some people like those here.



Yeap.. and By2 sure do remind me of the girls there lol.. (Not cause they dance and sing like them.. duh..)

Oh and IMM's Post office has lousy service. I went there to get a box to send my stuff and I asked for masking tape to seal the box properly and guess what, they told me to buy it. Lolwut.. I don't see the people at Jurong Point buying masking tape to send their stuff. Why must I buy it here? OK nevermind. I went to ask another staff member and asked to see if I really had to buy and if they said yes, I'll buy it. Guess what.. I went to another guy and asked for tape and he just handed out a roll for me and said: Here, use as much as you need. Wait what? Your stupid collegue asked me to buy tape when it's actually free? Gosh that stupid moneyface. The money probably goes into her pockets too. No wonder your have such a small and stuffy lot and nobody goes there to post stuff and your shop is located in some ulu part of IMM. I'll say Jurong Point post office FTW! Is she trying to cheat um.. small children? Lol Pedophile.. stupid @$$^#!*%&@%()#!%*$@%^...

Enough said..

ARGH..

Ok right now's just a really bad time for me. I don't know. Is O-levels stressing me out? I doubt. I'm hardly feeling anything from O-levels. Not that it's easy and I can ace everything but..I don't know.. I really don't.

Sometimes I think about mysteries of life.. like I always do but not as often as last time.

Currently, I have 2 big questions about myself that I need answers to desperately but don't know who to ask. I've been thinking about these 2 stuff for quite some time but I still can't get answers.

Staying up till 2.30am during a major exam not because you're studying but thinking about other stuff? *sigh*.. yep.. that's me.

Yea and if you wanna know what I have to ask, just um.. tell me lol and I'll see whether I could tell you my problems.

Enough said.

O-levels

Ok seriously, I don't know but what every time an exam in the hall takes place something happens to me..

Ok.. O-levels have started and lets recall on the stupid things that happen... to me.. unfortunately..

(If you're laughing here, I suggest you stop, turn around, close your eyes, take 1000000000000 steps forward, bang your head on the wall, and continue doing so until you get a better sense of humour)

Monday:
Yay! Start of O-levels! Is it gonna be fun? Is it gonna be tough? We all don't know!!!

Ok, so the chemistry paper comes and we flip the open the page and what do we see? WUT ARE THESE QUESTIONS?!?! I mean, everyone thinks it's easy.. The whole school thinks its easy. Even those not supposed to think that chemistry is easy...thinks its easy.. And if I'm inferior to all those and think it's easy, imagine what the better ones would think.. I'd say to them the paper hardly kicked..IF IT EVEN DID IN THE FIRST PLACE..

Boy if Tanglin thinks this is easy, imagine the better schools.. we're screwed. The bellcurve is gonna shoot up like made and guess what, before 3 months is up, you'll find yourself getting an A2 cause you missed A1 by 1 mark cause A1's a 90% score..

I seriously doubt an A for this one.

Tuesday,

English..the most important subject but the least enjoyable thus far.. I mean, look at what kinda stupid topics they give.

For me, it was a step by step procedure on writing an essay. Get the question, think, plan and let pen and paper meet.

I chose the question which I have been practicing alot for a long time, I planned it out like im supposed to, and when pen and paper finally met again for me to start, I wrote. Hardly got past the second paragraph when.. I went blank. Seriously.. All my planning didn't mean anything to me. They were just meaningless words. I mean.. you're supposed to fall back on your plan but what if your plan fails you?

Ok so I continued writing without a clue of what I'm writing and but I had this teeny weeny bit of consciousness left to prevent writing out of point too much.

Next came the Situational writing. I looked at it. Didn't read the first line but went straight to the last paragraph of the question to see what type of writing style I should use and I looked.. and looked and guess what came out... A REPORT! I mean, all those teachings about speech and information booklet and stuff.. they didn't mean anything from the start and I guess they were useless then.. ALMOST ALL THE TEACHERS WERE WRONG.. A REPORT CAME OUT INSTEAD OF A SPEECH/PAMPHLET/etc..

And the question was slightly different too. Where are all the options for us to choose? We had to answer to other people's complaints?! I mean, we're taking O-levels, not receiving customer feedback FROM OUR FRIENDS..

Ok paper 2 wasn't that bad. Summary was not as good as usual. It was terrible. Don't ask. It's bad enough I..I.. well don't ask.

I'll be glad if I can at least scrape through a pass on this one.

Wednesday:

Maths is here! The day that i've been REALLY preparing for has come! Ok lets see what happened today. Ok I flipped open the first page and did the question and guess what, I did it wrongly and had to waste time doing it again. I wasted alot of time doing the questions in the earlier part of the paper.

Then I got to this stupid question.. WUT?!?! I tried working it out but my answers didn't make sense so I looked at the time, decided I've spent too much time on the earlier questions already and moved on instead. Ok then I reach another question (surprisingly its just after the one before). Ah.. can't solve it too.. and so I moved on. The next question was tuff.. like tedious kinda tuff.. and I moved on to the next question seeing I had little time left.

Guess what.. I did a 6 marks question in 3 minutes.. like.. yeah.. It's crazy and I kept checking and checking to make sure it wasn't a trick question but I moved on to the next question when results were.. PHAIL.. I did that question is a short time too. Amazingly, some of the questions I was stuck at I solved at the last minute lol. I'm really thankful for that.

And for some reason I always get headaches when doing math paper. Don't tell me cause I suck at math.. I don't know why. Stress probably? CAs - headache, Mid Years - Headache, Prelims - headache, O-levels - Headache.. I mean.. Why the attacks?! But I've still not been able to recall a time when I got a headache worse than the time I took Mr Ilango's test. Believe me.. it was bad.. I couldn't stand up or walk straight. I felt like a drunkard.

Yep, so that's O-levels for me until now.

And some other dumb stuff happened too. When I was having my English paper, they gave me too much paper so I had some extra left over. The teacher collecting the answer sheet was also collecting the unused paper at the same time..wow.. great multi-tasking there..

I had 2 sheets of unused paper and she only took 1 from me.. OK that wasn't that bad.. Cause there're teachers who were supposed to collect the unused paper so I waited for them... and waited.. and waited.. until I decided I've waited long enough. They were gonna release us soon so I just crushed up the piece of unused paper (yeah, kill more for destroying trees..) thinking that no one was gonna come and collect them and 2 seconds after I crushed the paper, this teacher came from behind and asked if I had any unused paper.. LOLWUT?! I would've given her that crushed piece of paper if I wasn't able to control myself..

Yeah and guess what.. they gave me lesser sheets of paper today..

Now isn't O-levels just fun?

Speaking of fun, this looks interesting..


-Who's the last person who tagged you?
DarreN

-What's your relationship with him?
He's a fellow UPSB member!

-What' your first impression of him?
He's good.

-What your overall impression of him?
He's better than I though.

-What's the most memorable thing he had say or done to you?
"When you do an Inverse Shadow, you do a charge rotation first then release"

-Would you consider him to be your lover?
How about................................................................................NO.

-What expectations would you have on him if he was your lover?
He.... would have to be a She first.

-What if both of you were enemies?
That'll be.. er.. bad lol.

-What was the most desirable thing you would want to do to him?
WHA.............????????????????

-What first impression do you think you'll get from people around you?
Ask them.

-What do you like about yourself?
???????????????????????????

-What do you dislike about yourself?
???????????????????????????

-What's the most ideal person you wanna be?
???????????????????????????

-Which seven of your friends would you like to pass this chain quiz to?
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??????
See the pattern?

Enough said..

Owned in the toilet?!

Many people have reported that they have got "owned" in the toilet. The national survey has told us that out 99 out of 98 people going to the toilet have encounted the strange extra person making the 99 person of the 98 people going into lavatories.

Who is this extra person? Nobody knows. Researches gathered various eyewitness accounts but they have all been very misleading. Of the 2 people interviewed, 4 different things were sighted.

Each of the 2 people were asked 5 questions. To preserve the image of the eyewitness, we have decided to use the names of the types of keys they use to enter their home. Here are the answers they gave.

1st person:
Name: Access card.

Q: Do you like blue?
A: Yeah. Alot.

Q: How long is your finger?
A: About 3 inches.

Q: How did the apparition look like?
A: It was lean, tall, and armed with a stick.

2nd person:
Name: Lockpick.

Q: Do you like blue?
A: Yeah. I listen to their music alot.

Q: How long is your finger?
A: Quite long. My friend told me it can stretch from A-Z on a regular keyboard.

Q: How did the apparition look like?
A: You.
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And from there, you can see how difficult it is to obtain information. It seems that this person can morph. The last question answered by the 2nd person we asked greatly disturbed us. Could this person be lurking among us? Could this person be fake?

We decided to continue our investigation and found this picture right here:


The picture was taken by a person who went into a cubicle and decided to do some "business".

See how it says "You just got owned"?

It seems like person.. can "own" people once they encounter him; a little like how someone gets wet when in contact with water. Another unusual thing about the picture is the "Ha Ha" in front.

It seems that Ha Ha is the name of the person who got "owned" or in other words, the victim. We are rather unfortunate that after going through the list of names in the World Name Database, we could not find anyone with the name Ha Ha. It seems that getting owned removes your name from the list.

We are dealing with a creature much more intelligent that we expected. We have underestimated the powers of this creature and to our dismay, we are unable to recover this Ha Ha person for questioning.

But fear not, people of makalakawhich, for there is hope. We have only yet to find it.

For anyone who has any info about getting owned in toilets, please tell us and provide us with any information you have. Do not be afraid to share because even the slightest infomation can help us.

Enough said.

Aerials

Who says Pen Spinning can't have aerials?!

Here look..



Yeah I just landed in my first collab so guess which one is me. Hint: I'm one of the few left handers in there. (No prize for guessing correctly)

Wow this week has been really bad.. wait.. then again.. it's only the first day of the week haha so I gues the day's pretty bad.

Woke up sick and forced myself to school. Er.. yeap that's all haha..

O yes, I got back my prelim results too. I think it's a little bad but everyone else says it's good.. Didn't hit my target aggregate score but then again, that's what you get for not studying..

So.. impatient for wanting to know my result?
Sure why not?!..

Be amazed.. for what you're about to see..

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Find out yourself..

Enough Said..

Disaster Movie..Disastrous..

Just watched Disaster movie..

Some parts were really funny and others were.. as those on UPSB would put it.. PHAIL...

The way the show ended was really a hilarous one.. unlike any other movie. All the charaters came back to their scenes in the movie and those who died were revived and the were all singing a song about dating. Not just any song about dating.. it's.. well.. you know.. I date you and you date me that kinda thing..

Amazing... cool eh? Imagine a movie about apocalyptic events ends with a song with a meaning of no relation to the movie.

Here's the song.. just ignore the stuff in front, it's to prevent copyright infringement.. Yep.. and here are the actual scenes from the movie too. Iron Man bugs me..



There you go.. Hope you enjoy it. Oh.. and Batman plays good guitar!

Enough said...

Exams

Ah.. Prelims has started and what am I doing? Nothing. Sounds very wrong.

Well, today I had my Chemistry paper and I totally messed it up.

I also learned something today. Tanglin likes to change things...ALOT.

Lets see:

-First, it pushed back the prelims when the O-levels are pushed forward cause the principal thought it would be good TO HAVE 2 EXAMS BACK TO BACK. (Prelims & O-levels)

-Next, they make us start the first paper in the third examination session of the day when the first 2 slots are empty. The result? First paper started at 2.30. SECOND PAPER STARTED AT ALMOST 5. Ended late.

-Third, they like to confuse us with the length of our papers. Paper states: 1Hour 45Minutes. The board at the front- Start time: 1410. End time: 1700. Wha..? I mean, everyone thought they had alot of time to complete the paper and slacked most of the way through.. Half an hour before the paper ends, you come to us and apologise for your mistake that COULD HAVE WELL BEEN PREVENTED IF SOME TEACHER BOTHERED TO LOOK AT THE FRONT OF THE HALL. In the end, we all had to rush.

Anyway, I think complacency is getting hold of me. I've stopped studying and now I'm on the computer at times when I'm not supposed to.. like now. Yeah, sure.. good results for mid years? None of that counts in the O-levels. This Chemistry test shook me and I've told myself, NO MORE COMPUTER STARTING FROM NEXT TUESDAY. Why not monday? I've got stuff to settle on monday.

So.. Don't be surprised if you don't see me on. And if you do, please tell me to go study. Thanks!

Enough said.

Second KT?

Yep.. My second one. Here's a picture.



It's from france and it's lighter than my first one. It came on Sunday and the person who made this has really good craftsmanship. Great grip cuts.. not like the white-pink-skyblue one. Here's both of them side by side.



Cool eh? AND DON'T COME TELLING ME THESE THINGS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY CAUSE THEY CAN STAB AND I MEAN REALLY STAB!

Here's a video of me using the pen. BE WARNED. IF YOU SAY THAT THIS IS FRIKIN LOUSY PEN SPINNING SKILLS, I SUGGEST YOU GET A PEN LIKE MINE AND START STABBING YOURSELF CAUSE THIS IS JUST A FRACTION OF WHAT I CAN DO. Although I must say.. it's kinda boring..



Yep. And for those of you who are interested, no. I'm not selling/trading ANY of my mods.

Enough said.

Pens

What was I thinking?

If the colours on this Dr. KT isn't feminine enough, I don't know what is..



My review:

-It's really heavy! Like.. Unspinnable heavy.
-Ah.. killer sharp tips..
-It's too heavy!
-Nevermind. It's good to practise with.
-Also a good mod to collect.

Some people have been "Why?! Why would you wanna buy such an expensive pen?! Is it better or anything?"

My answer to that: Yes! It've been trying to find it for a long time. All but one part cannot be found in Singapore too which makes it even more valuable. If I were to make it myself, I would estimate the cost to be alot more than what I got it for pre-modded..

Here are my other mods. From left to right - RSVP MX, Blitz SG, Dr. KT and a self made mod using 2 ballsigns and sailor grips at the end.



After practising with the Dr. KT for awhile.. the ballsign I use feels very light. It becomes very sensitive to the slightest movement I make (or that was what it feels like).

Here are the only two mods that I have that are recognised. The RSVP MX and the Dr. KT.



The Dr. KT is soo heavy and it makes the RSVP MX feel light too.

Ah.. the wonderful mods used for pen spinning.. More pens coming my way.. Hopefully..

Enough said.

Its me!

iPhone comes out today!

New segment on blog!

Update on Pen spinning:

Learned Bakaround Fall.

Gonna get a Dr. KT soon!

Enough said.

Classroom Wonders

Today's math class with Mr Ilango was really interesting..

Mr Ilango: So the particle is actually at rest when t=1 and when t=5 which is true because in quantum physics, a particle or an atom can display such properties.

Me: But we have to factor in the uncertainty principle as well.

Mr Ilango: Yes, that's right. If you want me to complicate it for you using Heisenberg's uncertainty principle I can. Want me to show you?

Me (Thinks): Yeah I would like to see that but if I say yes, everyone will be bored and we wouldn't be able to see the rest of the solution to this math question. Furthermore, we're running outta time.

Me: Nah..

Mr Ilango: Ok.. back to the question...

The class: Uncertainty principle? What's that?

Lol...

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that you cannot find the exact point and speed of an electron and any results you get is only a probability. There are factors in the way you calculate that can narrow down the probability and make it more accurate but you'll never know where the electron actually is.

Sounds complicated and weird? Not really. Go read up about it. Or.. alternatively, you can borrow this book from me which I just finished earlier today..



Yep. It's very interesting and it kept me busy for awhile.

Enough said.

Why?!

Why doesn't Singapore sell many Hybrid Gel Grips?
Why doesn't Singapore sell any RSVPs?
Why doesn't Singapore sell Keityos?

Oh snap..Why doesn't Singapore sell any good pens by Pentel?!

I bought some Hybrid Gel Grips a few days ago and there were only 2 boxes of it left in the whole area in a 5km radius! (Believe me, I searched everywhere within that sphere[Sphere because they don't have it 5km up into the sky too.])

And no RSVPs in Singapore? Aw.. now how do we make RSVP MXs?

No Keityos? That means... No Dr. KTs too!

Don't understand what I'm saying?

Go take a better look at your dictionary.

Alternatively, you can just know me better to know what the stuff unheard here are.

Enough said.

H

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Lol... Da Ed strikes again... on his blog..

To: Da Ed

Seriously..that religion thing? It was to show you why I was angry. It wasn't for you to use it back against me. And just in case you don't know already, I wasn't referring to you when you put your name as passerby or stuff like that. I was referring to those anonymous taggers. If I had known it was you, I would have put your name like how I do to address you now. I didn't say you go around providing links and such. Then again, it may be you but that doesn't really matter now does it?

You have friends to support you then go ahead, ask them to. I never said you asked them to do your dirty work. You agree that those alias are useless. Are you saying that your friends who support you can't put their real names but hide behind alias? And what did you put on your post.. hater? At least I bothered to give you some respect by putting the way you call yourself and I definately don't call myself a hater.

Let me get some proper clarification here. You didn't ask them to hide behind 'useless alias', they did it themselves didn't they? And you called it 'useless'. And you said you aren't that 'low' to insult people without your real name. Does that mean that your friends are 'low'? (No offence. It was a clarification)

And.. do anything to get a little attention? Ok, so how long have this been going on and when did this 'inferno' start? Did I struggle then? Open your eyes!

Hm.. and about the insult part? Was a trying to insult you? I didn't insult you and therefore didn't fail miserably. YOU INSULTED ME! I didn't accuse you. Read carefully. In the letter I wrote, I bothered to think about whether you knew anything about religion and if you don't, why it is still wrong!

If I really had no one to talk to, I wouldn't go on and on about this because I don't even talk to you and if you really had nothing to say, you would have ended your post then.

Also, people don't ignore me. I don't talk to them thats why they don't talk to me. If I was really ignored, no one would have turned to look at me when I was talking to Mas during physics focus. And I've asked Nevin what you want some time ago and he told me. And that was what I did but still, you declined to accept what I did. If you don't know what it is, then you might as well go ask him.

You mentioned..Something more mature? In that case, is Nevin immature to post those kinda stuff on his blog like Mas Selamat and Kids Central and doing the things he does like drawing cartoons on his physics test and handing them up? (No offence there too.) If so, why don't you treat him the same way?

So you would rather be with the fraternity and soronity who makes fun about you? (Of course, from the way you react and from the way you are involved, who would've noticed except those outside? [Not an attempt to grab attention as you might think]) Who makes fun of Jefred? And in what ways is Samuel better than me? I wasn't doing much and you shouted back at me. That was last year don't you remember? Of course, I admit, from the person doing it, it may seem different. Other than that, I don't think I have done much to agitate you.

About YanHui.. 'Need help? Ask me Ed' Lol even if you did ask him, what's he gonna do? Beat the crap outta me? We'll see... Friends are supposed to change you for the better, Da Ed, and from what I see, you've become more emotional! The same for Shermond too. What, use his soccer shoes and soccer kick to kick me into the goal post? Lol! You have got some humourous (friends) there.

Yes, you mentioned you want to talk face to face? Then why leave a tag and post in your blog? Can't you just ask me tomorrow in school or something?

Hm.. what to conclude..
Nothing!

From: Your external-fraternity hater(friend)...

Enough said.

...

Some of you may have been to Nevin's blog and read his interesting posts and the one about his 16 birthday wishes to everyone. In was in a nice poem and coloured pretty nicely too. Personally, I liked it alot and am proud that I have such a friend.

But Da Ed came along and said that the colour combination he used was a gay symbol. Now, as most of us know, Gay has different meanings. One of them is happy. However, something can be gay but not happy and I think we all know what the other meaning is. Being the assertive kind, I didn't quite liked what he said because not only did what he said offend me, I think it was a direct hit on us Christians.

And for that matter, I've written him a letter to tell him why I am offended and about other stuff that may not be related to the incident but I think it's relevant to him and maybe more.

And here it is. [For those of you who's reading this letter and critisizing it because of it's content, I don't really care if you're not the ones involved. If you're critisizing it because the letter isn't written in the format taught in English class, I suggest you take a wooden plank, shove it into your neck, grab somebody to rotate the plank thus winding up your neck and releasing it so that it spins and you fly up like a helicopter.]

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Da Ed (bloodof1000.blogspot.com)

You know, I didn't really like what you said the other day on Nevin's blog and if you really mean it, you should have just kept it to yourself. I don't really care what's going on in your head and for that matter, thinking that certain colours when put together... are GAY. If you wanna say such things, go to America where they have FREEDOM OF SPEECH. In Singapore, we don't!

Yea you must be thinking: Who am he to control my speech. He's not the Government and he can't do anything about it.

You're right. I'm not the Government. But I do, as a citizen, have my own rights. Do you think it would be nice if I called (Example. No offence for this.) your mom a gorilla and said your dad was a gay masochist who got shot and got his groin ripped out of his body?

Now, you might be wondering why I'm offended. As a Christian, I believe that the rainbow was a covenant made by God to Noah and everyone else that he would never flood the whole Earth again. (Reference: Genesis 9:13-17) Sure the rainbow appears in kiddy books and songs and such but is it a reason for you to call it gay just because it appears in children's books? Remember.. you were once a child too.

Besides, a rainbow ain't that bad too. It shows us that white light is made up of the different colours together and it gave us this beautiful spectrum of colours.

Again, you might be thinking: I'm not a Christian so how would I know?

I understand. If you're really with Samuel, I think you would follow his values too and as I've seen last Saturday, he was trying to for Melvin's religion and so should you. In fact, so should everyone. He may be joking, he may not but YanHui seemed pretty serious there.

Anyway, that was only half the problem. What made it worse was what Nevin's reply was. He's reply of "I do now" made me wonder if he did prioritise. If friendship is more important than anything else (and I mean anything & everything else), it wouldn't be so much of a shocker now would it?

Of course, we all like Nevin to be our friend and if you guys think you deserve his friendship more than me then ok. I couldn't care less. After all, what have I to lose anyway. I've already lost enough.

And to all you anonymous taggers, I suggest you bungee jump out of a plane with a thread. Stop acting like you know so much when you can't even put your real name. If you werereall against me, I suppose you want me to change and how can I change to someone you want if I don't even know who you are! And that guy who said I was Childish. Yea at least this child HAD MORE BALLS than you to put your real name. If you're a guy, I think the person whose balls you borrowed wants it back.

People not involved, if you wanna critisize, say it to your computer screens. Symphaty welcomed, advice not. (As if I'm gonna get any of the former. [Thanks Matthew])

And for those who think this post is about me apologising, you're wrong. No apology in this post. If he wants and apology, tell him to ask it from me face to face. And there's no regret here too.

Did I miss out anything?
Nah..

Lots of love. (Destroy the fraternity)
ßenjamin (qazedctgbujmolwsxrfvyhnikp.blogspot.com)
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There... You've read it, you've heard my views. If you've got balls, tag with your real name cause talking about childishness with names like "YourRunescapeBuddy" or "JustPassingBy" just make you look stupid even if we don't know who you are.

Making a fuss because someone said some colours were gay? Who am I kidding..

Enough said.

Have you people...

Tried typing wit your eyes closed? Let me have a go.

I'll type

In my dreams, I am not so far away from home. Why am I, in a world so far away from home. All my life, all the time, so far away from home. Without you, I will be, so far away from home.

with my eyes closed.

Here goes...

in my dreams, I am not so far away from home. Why am Um un a woeld sao dae away from home. All mt lidw, all the time, so far awat from ohomw. Without you,. I will be so far away from gomw.

Have you people... tried typing with one hand with your eyes closed? Specifically your weaker hand? Well, being a left hander, my weaker hand would be my right. So.. lets try those sentences again (without the upper case cause shift would be too hard.)

Here goes..

in y ftrzm, i xm nog ci vzr zsu cfin hf, gt sn um ub s eikf di fae xdxy htom onr, kk nt jydfe skk rg tunrm di far away drin hin eutgiy uitmm u eukk vr si fae ses gon honmmr.

What a bunch of meaningless words.. They look almost like a new language!

Whadaya know, my keyboard has some problems and isn't sensitive. It's sensitivity changes from key to key so it isn't fixed. Lets see how random it really is. I'll type the whole thing out without pressing more than I need to because of deprived sensitivity.

Here goes..

In my dreams, i am not, so far away from home. Why am i, ina world, so far away from home. All y life, all the time, so, far away from home. Without you, I will be, so far away from home.

Why... Why must the keyboard lose it's sensitivity when I'm typing this and not testing it!

Now, you'll really see the importance of your sight, your master hand and a good, working keyboard when you're using the computer or for that matter, doing other stuff.

Enough said.

24/7

24/7



Commonly used to mean twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, it is widely used worldwide. For example, if I say that a shop is open 24/7 it means that this shop has service available regardless of the time of day or in other words, available all the time. 24/7.. a great number... with a great meaning behind it... is also a great way to remember...





My birthday!



Yep. It's on the 24th of July. Cool eh? I have a friend whose birthday is on 12/7. So does that mean that if I'm available at any time of the day, she's available only.. half the day? lol... yea she's unavailable atm..





Lets see... the first 5 people to wish me happy birthday.

1) My BB Captain
2) Zandy
3) Shu Wen <---- Shocker
4) Ying Ting
5) Yu Wen

Lol all girls except for the first? Hm.. Lets see when the first teenage boy comes out. (The first one's a man)

6) Mas <----Shocker
7) Jeffrey <----Shocker

Lol the first one doesn't appear until number 7 hahahahaaaa...

Happy birthday to Mas too... zzz... 23/7..

24/7's still a nicer number!

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday.

What's the <----Shocker thing beside the name too anyway?

Go figure it out yourself.

Today was really funny. Had a great time at school when more than half the class lost their belongings during PE and we spent the whole recess looking for them. We were so desperate and we took up the first period of lessons after recess too lol. Miss Tan was being NASTY as in Naasssty.. when she didn't want to give us recess. C'mon, can't you see that we, cute and cuddly kids need our lunch? Can't you see that we, well-behaved and smart little children need our rice and noodles? Our chicken and fish? Our Lornie's and Tony Romas? Our..our...our... pillows and mattresses? lol..

We didn't get them back until the lesson was almost over. After than was math and Mr Ilango, being the kind, wonderous, humourous, smart and understanding teacher that he is, listened to our story of not having recess and he let us off 20 minutes early. He never fails to surprise me with his crazy questions. What a day.. wait... it's just the same as any other day.. also 11 hours and 56 minutes long...no wait... its not just another day.. it's.. My Birthday! Haha...

Enough said.

Excuses

We've all had them.

Here are some excuses which you can use in sticky situations.

On sleeping during class/work/studying etc..
-There was fireworks outside my window last night
-Goldilocks was sleeping in my bed last night
-My trying to see the atom on my table.
-I'm banging my head in fustration very slowly.
-I'm trying to follow that ant without moving my head.
-Zidane's heatbutt doesn't really work on tables.
-My pig taught me how to do this!
-I'm trying to pick up my contact lenses without my hands.
-It's office/school/work Yoga.
-I'm estimating the length of my trousers.

On being late (applied to assignments as well):
-There was a cow crossing the road!
-The door wouldn't open.
-Someone poured glue all over my house.
-My friend's firewall wouldn't let me receive that slideshow!
-I'm hen-pecked and my wife asked me to sleep with her.
-I was finding some sugar to blow up your ass.
-I accidentally used that assignment for Papier-mâché.
-I was attracted by the free bread offer at the baker's.
-I thought it was a holiday.
-I thought I might use a day of my 21 days of leave today.
-I ran out of butter.
-I had no E-mail so I used Snail mail to send in that project.
-My infant cried the whole night.

On losing your way:
-I'm not going the wrong way, I'm going the long way.
-The map is wrong.
-This place has changed since the last time I've been here.
-I'm following the footsteps of an important person.
-I wanted to get some food.
-I know the way. I was just testing you guys.
-My compass needle spun in a frenzy!
-I feel good Chi here.
-The sun/shade makes us tan/fair.
-My GPS isn't working!
-I didn't remember using that way the last time.

Great excuses don't you think? Now write them down and keep them with you. You'll never know when you're gonne need them like a spare bar of chocolate.

Today:

Went to Plaza Singapura today. Surprisingly, I went there exactly a week ago for the same reason - To get guitar strings. Why so far? 'Cause the secrets of Davis are not to be revealed. Don't understand? Move on.

Anyway, I went to Yan keng's place after school to get his guitar and then to Plaza Singapura to buy some guitar strings and looked around at the other guitars on display. After that, went to have lunch/dinner, restringed the guitar and went home. Totally forgot I had tuition lol. I was still in 'no focus' mode.

Another day, another waste. Zero productivity. Why am I not feeling the stress I should? Is it something bad? Hm.. guess I'm just...stress-free! Haha..!

Enough said.

A band I won't be in

In a final attempt to boost the quality of Praise & Worship during BB parades, I've put together... a band of guitarists! Cool eh?

Some of the boys in our company are really interested in music and as the former leader of Praise and Worship, many have asked me to help them with their guitar and I have. Finally, after some practises and a bit of encouraging, I've found a new person to take over me and play the guitar during parades. I've only led with guitar a few times, on the condition that I have someone else to play with me. Now, I've found a boy who was willing to play alone and that was what he did.
Great Job!

Sessions with guitar were usually more meaningful and with an increasing number of boys wanting to pick up the guitar, I've made some of them lead during Praise and Worship.. or so I will. Today, I have found 4 boys who were willing to pick up the guitar for the good of our company and not let future sessions become a meaningless routine.

Confused? What about? Oh so you're saying I've already passed out and can't do all these stuff? Yea well, I'm not one of the 4 guitarists (Ironic cause I'm the one who put them together) and it's time I passed on my knowledge to other people... Want a brain transplant? NEVER!

Yay! People do look up to me after all!

Yea sure they do!

Literally..

When there's a person shorter than me, I look down at him and he looks up to me! See? That's how you put The Wonders Of Benjamin's Exceptional Logical Thinking Skills to good use.

What's more.. You can do the same and make people look up to you! Next time, when talking to people, tip-toe or stand on a higher platform. That way, they'll have to look up to you when you talk to them.

Alternatively.. You can grow taller. Can't grow taller? Just hang from the pull up bars for about 10 minutes each day. No wait.. that won't work.. You'll only stretch your arms haha! Not quite a bad thing though.. Now, you can reach further when trying to slap that annoying brat across the classroom.

Tight situatons:

Imagine this..

Imagine you're in a tight situation..

Now.. how are you gonna get out of it?

Stop saying it depends on the situation!

Just device your own scenario and get out of it!

Example of a tight situation (No copying my example!): You're being tightly bounded by rope.. like.. really tightly.. Solution to the problem? Just ask the person who tied you up to loosen the rope and eventually.. loosening a tight situation! Wait.. what's the problem you ask?

Just imagine..

Enough said.

Bet you didn't know that!

I doubt!

Do you know that all polar bears are left handed?

Do you know that worms have yellow blood?

Do you know that Giraffes have the same amount of neck bones as humans?

Do you know that only 1 of the 7 wonders of the ancient is still standing?

Do you know that many people doubted the existence of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon?

Do you know that Humbolt Squids have teeth on their suckers?

Do you know that the Blue Ringed Octopus' poison is actually made by bacteria in it's salivary glands?

Do you know that India has the most number of Post Officers than any other country?

Do you know that you're not smarter than BENJAMIN?

Really.. take this test to find out if you're smarter.

1) Whhhaht isss thhheh mooosoto ussseslsesssss thhhihnhgh evvvevrv?
A- Don't know
B- Bird Poo
C- Sewage
D- Decorations

2) If you have a black light and shine it onto a white elephant, what colour will the room be?
A- You can't shine a light onto a white elephant
B- Grey
c- Don't know
D- There isn't a black light

3) Aerogel hold 15 world records of which one of them is..
A- Lowest density solid
B- Don't know
C- Who cares?
D- Best heat insulator













And now.. To see if you really aren't smarter than BENJAMIN..

Some may be thinking: If I can't be smarter than him, can I still be as smart as him? My answer to that.. Yes! And to see how you've faired and to compare your intelligence with mine, I've came up with a simple judging criteria.


If "Don't know" is 1 of your answers, then you are not smarter than BENJAMIN but you still qualify to be as smart as BENJAMIN. If you have 2 "Don't Know"s, you're not smarter. Simple.


But what are the correct answers to the questions?

Go figure them out.

If you really want a challenge, go do the test titled "Advanced Intelligence and Higher Thinking" at the right hand side of the blog.

Enough said..

Whats that in the sky?

That was taken while both of us were on the monkey bars. What a great picture, just look at how suave the 2 people are.. One slip, and down you go, potentially breaking your spine and getting paralysed neck down.

Slip with one leg between one gap and there goes your father's day and here comes intense pain.

Let's see if there're any interesting things that happened to me lately.

O yea... wait, no..

O yes theres..but, no..then again, nah...

Then there's.. aw, nevermind..

No wait, I've thought of something..

Time passed slowly all the time and just waiting for the weeks to go by can be agonizing and to solve this major problem of boredom, I've given myself something to look forward to at the end of every week so as the day come's closer, I don't really have much to think about how slow time flies. Focus is a Bore!

Just thinking about it makes me think of how slow time passes (although some may think that time flies).

Just imagine..

Focusing
On
Crappy
Undermined
Sticks.

How boring is that?!

This entry is getting meaningless too soooo.... to spice it up a little, lets do something fun!

Lets play hide and seek. You'll hide and I'll seek.

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7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Ready or not, here I come!


















Are you here? Nah.. only a bunch of flowers..
















How about here? Doubt so.. Too many mosquitos here.















Here? Can't be, this place is too small.
















I've searched the whole place and you're still not found!














Wait... there's one last place where I haven't searched..

















*Opens door*












*Gasps*













WHY ARE YOU IN BED WITH MY NEIGHBOUR?!
















Enough said..

Too much time?

You know, if you have too much time on your hands, you can probably use it to think about the different ways of getting the girl but..

not like this! (To get the girl, not to spend your time) But hey, it's cool though..

He needs a life but because I think he's doing something cool, nah.. Imagine having a date and you go to the restaurant and while the girl's talking, you take out your pen and start doing this.. Instant BREAKUP!



And what's with the song too?

Anyway..

Enough said..

Insufficient?

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There... that's a hundred. Believe me, I saved you the counting.

Want more?

Scroll down, read all my posts, click every possible thing you can click on on the right and when you're done, grab a cup of milk, put your hand in and pour it over your feet into another dish. Take the dish, put your TV remote in and start drinking the milk. After doing that, you might wanna imagine your computer having a touch screen monitor and instead of using the cursor to click on the X at the top right hand corner, you might wanna try using your fingers instead. Have fun!

Enough said..

Wow isn't that dangerous?

Today was really interesting.

Woke up and got dressed and put on my apron, cooking gloves and crash helmet. Went out to the deck with my other bothers from da' hood and jumped into one of the many bright red F/A-18E/F Superhornet jets with transparent polycarbonate tails as social workers sweat loading my wing snipers and my laser guided cannon that fired 0.036758372mm human seeking rounds.

I was waiting for the other planes to take off before me and I watched, remembering the times I had at my paper identifying courses and at the same time laughing at how the other people took off from the carrier. Soon, it was time for the guy before me to take off. He did all his checks, fired a few rounds from his 120mm tomato launcher and C-684 48calibre glass shards launcher. I watched as he roared his engines and prepared to take off. Just before he left the deck, his craft ran out of vegetable wine fuel and he fell off the edge of the ship, plunging into 7000000000nanometer high waves below.

Next was my turn. Weapons ready? Check. Landing gear ready? Check. Heads-on display system? Check. Ready for take off. I pulled down the throttle all the way and felt the 52487861305627089645356Gs pushing down on my body. Luckily, that paper identifying class gave me a notebook that allowed its holder to withstand 52487861305627089645357Gs and I was safe. I looked out of the cockpit and saw a few million Aircraft carriers, similar to the one I was on, sending off airplanes to destroy that Oort Cloud ahead.

(Just in case you don't know what an Oort Cloud is, it's a giant Aircraft that the StupidDingDongBell Aliens built. It powers itself by harnessing energy from evaporated water. Legend has it that the aliens named the Oort cloud after the spherical clouds of comets just outside our solar system. However, Paper Identifying classes told us that it was actually supposed to be called the Fart cloud.)

I zoomed past miles of mountainous terrain with other ally planes around me. Many were excited that the day that they had been training for had come. Not long after, I could see the Oort Cloud in the distance in the middle of a valley. It looked like a huge boomerang and there was 2 runways on it. Planes called AR-93 IAmADumbMosquito were taking off from both and they were flying around it like electrons around an atom. Many of the planes in front of me were being obliterated and I could see their planes vaporising. Some of the enemy's planes were destroyed as well. The plane next to me fired it's bamboo rod with such accuracy that it skewered 2 AR-93s. On the ground below was a great shadow that the Oort Cloud casted and there were ground troops fighting below. As I neared the craft, I used all my ammo and when I ran out, I wussed out and pulled the ejector seat. The rocket at the back of my seat propelled me downwards to the ground and just before I was to get smacked on my face, the rocket began firing upwards slowing my decent and landing be safely in the middle of gunfire, laser beams, madmen, barbarians, hooligans, flying axes, explosive speakers, flash-bang surround sound system and unlucky charms.

I looked up and saw my plane crashing into the Oort cloud, the only one who really did some significant damage to it. I looked around me and took out my coffee stirrer and chequebook and began stabbing the enemy. I took out a pencil and wrote "$100,000,000 to the rubber company" and signed my name. I tore it out and a truck came from the ally side of the battlefield with a full load of rubber bands. I ran towards it for safety and scribbled "$0.08 for invulnerable protection". The driver took out a francium shield and tossed it at me. I grabbed hold of it and climbed up the back of the truck, grabbed a handful of rubber bands and fired them off the built-in turret at the side.

The rubber bands worked wonders. Everytime I shot one, they turned into a dragon/snake/dragon/snake/dragon/snake and it always found its target between the legs of a StupidDingDongBell alien. The noise from above was overwhelming as planes crashed and people screamed. It wasn't any better on the ground. The ally weapon that caused the most noise was the Rockshaker 2000 surround sound system designed to make loud noises to rattle the bones of enemies until they get osteoporosis. The noisiest alien weapon was the OhGreatMyHomeTheatreSystemDoesntWork. None of us humans knew how it worked so we didn't care. Some of Da' Brothers From Da' Hood were firing beads from a sniper shotgun at the top of the valley. They were designed to take down people from over a mile away and deal the same damage as a shotgun.

I continued firing more rubber bands until it became boring and ran out to the East-West divide at the 39th perpendicular and used my coffee stirrer to poke the ligaments out the the aliens. It was really effective, especially when used with the francium shield. I ran into the shadow cast by the Oort cloud and started pelting it with stones I found on the ground. I took out my checkbook again and scribbled "$2.00 to the person who made me go through all this". I tore it out but nothing happened. I wasn't really aware of what was happening around me as I looked around, waiting for something to happen. Something was wrong! The Paper Identifying class demonstrated how to use that move but it wasn't happening now. I looked up at the Oort Cloud and nearly got hit my an alien shooting me with a bubble gun. There was a huge explosion and sparks were flying from the Oort cloud. Water started pouring out and some got onto my francium shield. Uh-oh..When water comes into contact with francium... RUN! Too late. The shield started to cause a huge explosion and anyone within 5 feet vapourised immediately. I saw the shock wave coming towards me and ran as fast as I could, only to turn around, see the laser from at alien pistol coming towards me. I had been shot! I took my last few steps before...
















I woke up..

Looked around, saw a coffee stirrer, a boomerang, and a notebook beside me. There was a dead mosquito and stacks of paper too... Or was it?

Enough said.

Thats it..

I'm bleeding from a 4mm deep hole in my ankle... literally.

And it hurts me, not only because its pain but because I might never use my feet again..never stand up and walk again..never do karate anymore..never be able to properly judge my fighting abilities..

And it hurts.. cause I've realised.. I've been used!

I help my friends and what do I get? Suffering! I know, we're not supposed to get anything in return if we help people voluntarily. But I do it cause when I go to heaven, when I shake Jesus' hand, I want to tell him of all the good things that I've done, that he would say "well done Benjamin, my good and faithful servant". But not now..I've seen enough deaths already, on TV in real life, even the chicken on my plate..they lived for something, and its not to feed some hungry human in Macdonalds. I've helped those friends that needed me around. Today, I taught Jackie how to play another song on the guitar so he could buff up the atmosphere in our BB praise & worship sessions. I lent money to those who needed it.. like Rayney and Nevin..whom I've helped many times and when they don't have enough money to pay me back, I tell them that it's OK and they didn't have to pay be back. Guess the critisms I got. "Hey Ben, stop showing off your huge allowance. Showing off doesn't bring you anywhere" Thats what they all say. THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS!

When I'm in need of money, some tell me "But Ben, you have an allowance way bigger than us and you're coming to me for money?". Why can't I?

Of course, there's those from my cell group. I haven't been spending much time with them. School activities on saturdays prevent me from doing so. They're nice to me and forget the wrong that I do. They support me and they stand behind me even when I've let them down. I bring this attitude to school and guess what I get - People who ignore me; people who dislike me; people who think I'm some crazy guy that can't control his mouth. AS IF I USE VULGARITIES IN SCHOOL! AS IF I USE VULGARITIES ANYWHERE!

I ONLY HAVE 2 PEOPLE IN SCHOOL THAT I CAN TRUST. AND I HELP THEM WHENEVER I CAN AND IN TURN THEY GIVE ME THEIR TRUST. AND WHAT DO I GET FROM OTHER PEOPLE? THOSE WHOM I USED TO BE ABLE TO TRUST BACK AWAY AND CRITISIZE ME. I GIVE THEM MY SUPPORT AND GUESS WHAT, THEY USE IT AGAINST ME! WHO DO YOU THINK I TALK TO AT NIGHT?! WHO DO YOU THINK I TURN TO WHEN I'M DOWN?! THAT QUIZ A FEW POST EARLIER IS REAL!!! YES, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY BUT IT'S TRUE! I GO TO MY ROOM WHEN I'M SAD. I TALK TO MY REFLECTION WHEN I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO. YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?! WOULDN'T YOU DO THE SAME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SAME SITUATION?!

YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE I'M SUICIDAL?! MAYBE. BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST KILLING YOURSELF. I PREFER DYING NATURALLY. SOMETIMES, WHEN I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T BE HERE, I WONDER WHEN THE GROUND IS GONNA OPEN AND SWALLOW ME UP.

I knew I shouldn't have gone to school today. My condition just got worse...way worse. But something pushed me to go..Something deep in my heart..that I had nothing to lose.. that my ankle would be fine..

This is bad..the people whom I trust go with other people instead and I'm left alone. How do I go to sleep these few nights? I cry myself to sleep!

And for you lifeless people who come and read this post thinking: This person just wants attention; Look at him, whining; I think he's trying to get our symphathy uut lets not give it to him, his plans ain't working; so what if he really did all that stupid stuff. GO CLICK ON THE x AT THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER OF THIS WINDOW IF YOU'RE USING WINDOWS, THE RED BUTTON AT THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FOR MAC AND FOR OTHER OS, JUST GO TO THE BACK OF YOUR COMPUTER AND PULL OUT ANY 7 RANDOM WIRES YOU FIND THERE.

Don't believe that someone would actually be that lifeless and think of all these stuff? Really, I can imagine. That 2 stupid masterminds that lead a battalion of people against me. They don't even support you. They're just with you cause they want to be your friends and by doing so, they submit into your stupid brainwash scheme.

Well, blood's leaking from a 4mm hole..what more can I say?

Enough said..

Ooh Wee!

Go to Wikipedia and type in your date of birth excluding the year and major events, birth of famous people and deaths of famous people will turn up. For example: 14 febuary. This ain't my real birthday. If you wanna know my birthday, come and ask me. I wanted to list all of mine out but it was too long and I don't even know three quarters of the people in it lol.

Ooh Wee..(The way Wilmer Valderrama says it)



Enough said.

LDC 2..Again?!

Look at previous LDC post below*

Went to LDC 2 again. Nope, I didn't fail. I went there because there were 7 of our boys who had to go to LDC 2 and the course requires 1 officer to go for every 8 boys or less going. Nope, I'm not an officer either but I went cause our Captain was the Course Commandant and he asked me to go. He also told me that he would give me the position of RSM if I went so I went.

The first half of the first day was a little boring. I had to command the opening ceremony, give the CSMs instructions, keep time and update them on what's to come. After that, I would just sit around in the canteen and do nothing while they were having their activities.

After lunch, one of the Company Officers invited me to join their company for their activities and sit at the side with the Trainers. There was Combat Skirmish too. I went to help them prepare the course participants and look out for someone whom I had noticed when I last played Combat Skirmish with the company (Read previous LDC 2 post about Combat Skirmish and guess who I'm referring to haha..). Too bad that person wasn't there. The other officers were looking out too and were disappointed that that person wasn't there. They brought in some new guns and the new Big Daddy: The Sentinel Sniper.

Specifications:
Weight: 4.5kg (The heaviest gun around)
Range: 200m (The gun with the longest range)
Unique features: Double magnified scope with cross hairs instead of the red laser.

The other new guns weren't much to brag about. They had all the features of the older guns but looked different.I played one round for free as they actually arranged for 95 people but there were 10 absent so the trainers filled in lol. Didn't try out the Sentinel Sniper but if I do, all those guarding the hill will be DEAD!

I had a whole load of perks. I get to eat with the other officers and trainers and they had curry and stuff like that. I slept in Air Conditioned dormitories and had a very slack/boring life at the camp.

The second day was something to look forward to, especially seeing that we were ahead of schedule. After dismissal, Went to eat dinner at Lot 1 with those from my company taking the course. Went back home after that.

Enough said.

Violin, My first instrument.

La Corda D'Oro Primo Passo
Stroke The Golden String



Slept at 2 last night and was thinking about the past when I used to play the violin. I played for about 5 years and stopped. When I first started, I had to practise everyday and being only 6 then, I always thought that it was a burden. After 4 years, I thought that I didn't need to practise that often and I could still remember every song even years after I gave up.

Now, it's been 5 years since I've picked up my violin and guess what, I've forgotten everything haha.. I feel like playing again but I have other stuff to focus on at this time but my Mom suggested to go back to what I pursued when I was younger.

Now, I play other instruments but I'm not really that good since I didn't get much professional training. Sometimes, people ask me how I learned how to play the instruments I do now. Can't say I went for classes. I had to teach myself everything. Yes. Everything. Believe it. Those who've heard me play, it's all self thought.

Do I still practise the instruments I play now? Yes, definitely. I don't wanna spend 5 years learning and playing and forgetting everything again, even though I get that feeling I won't forget even after a few years but it's happened to me before and it can happen again.

*That girl in the picture reminds me of someone haha.. Don't ask.

Enough Said.

This looks interesting..

List out your top 5 birthday presents that you wish for:
1. Loads of fresh air
2. Loads of food
3. An Aeroplane
4. Amazing talents
5. Impressive..uh..uh.. cars? lol

How do you think people around you feel about me?
-Not sure really. Smooth and hot? Lol you can ask them.

What Characteristics do you admire of yourself?
-EVERYTHING

What Characteristics do you dislike about yourself?
-Nothing

At what age do you wish to get married?
-3 months old. Get a baby and exactly 1 year old and make your child do that too and you might just live to see your 50th generation. That way, your great grandchild would be old enough to be your brother.

Study hard or play hard?
-Play hard

Who is the person you trust the most?
-My Reflection

Do you think you have enough confidence?
-Yes. To do what?..I'm not sure.

If you had a dream come true, what would it be?
-Batman comes with a gattling gun and fires holes into little children and Superman standing there laughing. Sorry, thats the best of my nightmares.

Who is the last person you called on your cellphone?
-Myself.

What is your goal this year?
-Get out of secondary school.

Do you believe in Eternal love?
-No. When you get married it says: Till death do us part. lol.

If you had all the money in the world, what would you do?
-Buy all the things that money can buy.

If time were to unwind, what would you change?
-History

What feelings do you hate the most?
-Boredom

Do you cherish every friendship of yours?
-Yep. Do you?

Do you believe in love at first sight?
-No. I see the girl, I decide if she's good enough and then I choose whether to love her.

What do you think is the most important thing in life?
-Oxygen.

People who are going to be hated by you?
-People who I'm hated by.

Do you deserve to be loved?
-Yes. Cuddled, kissed and hugged too.

What is the thing you want most?
-Talents

What is the thing you want to do most?
-Er..The thing that most men wanna do?...Eat. (What were you thinking..)

If you had 1 wish, what would it be?
-To be a person who shook the world. (Just like number 2 below)

If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?
-Always having 1 dollar more than the 2nd richest person.
-Always being 0.1 second faster than the 2nd fastest person.
-Always going 1 meter more than the 2nd most enduring person.

What are you afraid to lose most?
-My life.

What will you do when you're dying soon?
-Look up to heaven and shout "Hey guys, I'm coming!"

Do you think your best friend will betray you?
-Always.

What's on your mind now?
-Research has shown than men think about sex once every 8 seconds. Is it accurate? Nah.. I think of.. YOU! Ahahaaa...

Do you believe in God?
-Yep.

What would you do if you had a billion dollars?
-Buy Stock.

What do you want your friendship to be like?
-Adventurous and everlasting like...like.. something adventurous and everlasting.

What is your favourite hobby?
-Thinking. No, I'm not thinking. Its thinking. Don't understand? Just move on to the next question.

What will you do if your best friend betrayed you?
-Find another "Best Friend".

If you feel low, who will you go to?
-Who? God. What? My room. Don't understand? Move on.

(1 blog told me to make up my own question)
Do you like..like...er..like.. me?
-Who're you?! Lol..

Who do you actually have a crush on?
-If you're a girl and you're reading this, it may be you. If you're a boy, it may be you too so better run away!

List 10 people (My keyboard won't let me spell the names correctly but you can guess who they are though!):
1. Saddem Hussin
2. Osume Bin Ladan
3. Mes Selumat
4. The Mafaa
5. Pablu Escibur
6. El Capune
7. Hither
8. The Talebun
9. Badtman
10. Supeman

Who is 6 having a relationship with?
-The jail guard

Is 9 a male or female?
-male

If 7 and 10 were together, would it be a good thing?
-Yes. 10 would stop 7 with his insane plans and there would be 6 million more people on earth.

How about 5 and 8 together?
-Great! 8 could use 5's money to do more bad stuff and 5 could get 8's help to get drugs.

What kind of music does 8 like?
-Arabian music

Does 1 have any siblings?
-Not sure.. Maybe his cabinet brothers.

Would you woo 3?
-Yeah. I could learn how to escape from my home with him.

Is 4 single?
-Nah.. the leader is probably into his 169th wife already.

Whats the surname of 5?
-Escibur

Does 7 and 3 get along well?
-I don't think they've seen each other.

Where's 2 studying at?
-His hideout

Say something casually about 1.
-He's a bad guy!

Where does 9 live at?
-Gotham City

What colour does 4 like?
-Black

Are 5 and 1 best friends?
-Nah. They barely knew each other existed.

Does 7 like 2?
-Maybe. Not sure.

How did you get to know 2?
-He shook the world badly..

Does 1 have any pets?
-Don't know.

Is 7 the sexiest person in the world?
-YES!

Since 2009..

Have you had a girlfriend or boyfriend?
-Nope

Have you had your birthday?
-Nope

Been to church?
-Yeap

Cried yet?
-I think.

Had someone close to you pass away?
-How close? I doubt anyway.

Stayed up all night long?
-Yes. All the time.

Drank starbucks?
-No. Maybe. Don't know.

Gone shopping?
-Don't know. Maybe.

Gone to the movies?
-Yes

Been to the beach?
-No

Bought something for over 100 dollars?
-Yes.

Met someone new?
-Yes. All the time. Everyone on the streets is new.

Been out of your home state?
-yes.

Gone snowboarding/sking?
-No. I wish though.

IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU...?

Kissed someone?
-No. Never have. Quite sad isn't it. Nah, it's good to still have your first kiss with you.

Slept in a friend's bed?
-Yes. I wonder who's. Hm.. maybe not.

Snuck someone over?
-Nah. Who would want to come to my place..

Snuck out of your own house?
-Countless times. No one really cares anyway, cause they know I always come back XD

Been in a bar?
-I think.

Lied?
-Yes

Gotten a car?
-LIEK TOTALLY I HURD EU LIEK MUDKIPZ

Gone over your cell phone minutes?
-No

Been called a whore?
-No. Why would anyone do that?

Drove somewhere?
-I r winrar

Done something you regret?
-I don't regret.

Gotten caught...?
-For doing something bad, maybe.
-Caught as in hooked up like a fish? no.
-Hooked up as in get a girlfriend? no.
-Got ten caught? It's got ten caughts. Fail.

WHAT/WHO WAS THE LAST...

Thing you bought?
-Food.

Person to call you?
-Myself

Time you took a bubble bath?
-Too long to remember.

Time you felt stupid?
-Just now. Maybe. Can't remember.

Time you walked/ran over a mile?
-2nd week of school. During PE. No wait, maybe last week when I walked from school.

Person who saw you cry?
-WAT.

Person who made you cry?
-Don't know. I think myself XD

Person you watched a movie with?
-Was suppose to watch one just now.. I think in Janurary. Someone's birthday.

Person you danced with?
-WAT

Person you yelled at?
-My mom. Like totally.

Person to tell you they loved you?
-Can't remember. Last time someone said that to me was like, eons ago.

*italisized next added at 1st march 09, 00:51 SG time GMT + 8


Real name?
-Benjamin

Nickname(s)
-Ben
-Benji
-The Master
-Ultima
-Master Ultima
-The Great Benjamin
-Glamouraz (Don't laugh. People do call me that)

Zodiac sign
-Leo. Just like my clan.. like wut lol..

Male or female
-Male

Elementary
-Yuhua Primary, Jurong Primary

Middle School
-Tanglin Secondary School

High School
-Pioneer Junior College

Hair colour
-Black

Long or short
-Length of what? Hair? Don't know.

Loud or Quiet
-Abit of both

Sweats or Jeans
-Jeans

Phone or Camera
-Phone. Anytime,

Health freak
-Depends

Drink or Smoke?
-Drink water.
-Smoked buffalow wings

Do you have a crush on someone?
-YA MAN LIEK TOTALLY

Eat or Drink
-Depends really.

Piercings
-OH YAH MAN ALOT LIKE MY EAR, MY TUMMY AND MY NOSE. No wait.. none actually. Unless you count that injection needle..

Tattoos
-YESS ALOT LIKE THOSE INSANELY VULGAR ONES ACROSS MY ARMS AND BACK.. AND THOSE CARTOON ONES WHEN YOUNG.. No wait, none actually.

First piercing
-I JUST SAID NO PIERCINGS. DO YOU HAVE A WHOLE IN YOUR BRAIN OR SOMETHING?! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE OPTIONS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO PIERCINGS?!?!?!? I just realised I can just remove this question but oh well..

First best friend
-Don't know really. Quite sad isn't it? Well don't be.

First award
-Um.. I think in sec 2.

First crush
-I TOTALLY CRUSHED THAT LITTLE PEANUT SHELL IN KINDERGARDEN!!! DIE PEANUT!!! no wait, I think i first crushed the sunflower seed shell. you know.. those gua zi. I think that's what they're called.

First pet
-2 Rabbits and a Carvia Porcellus.. aka Guinea pig! They're the best.

First big birthday
-24th July 1993. That was my first birthday! No wait, second actually. First big birthday was my birthday! 24th July 1992

Eating
-YOU

Drinking
-ME!

I'm about to..
-Answer the next question

Listening to..
-Your Call by Secondhand Serenade

Plans for today?
-It's night already so this question doesn't really apply. Too bad.

Waiting for..?
-a chance to live alone

Want kids?
-GO AWAY PEDOPHILE!

Want to get married?
-GO AWAY WIFE SNATCHER!

Careers in mind?
-In mind.. hm.. a flyer. Don't know what it is? It's in my mind.

Lips or eyes?
-Do I have them? Yes
-Do I want more? Eyes only

Shorter or taller?
-I am of Ideal Height. Perfect in every way. So no change in height.

Romantic or spontaneous
-??? Um.. the former I guess..

Nice stomach or nice arms
-Nice as in tattooed? Neither.

Sensitive or loud?
-Both are boring. Balance is best. *Balances in some weird contorted position* Ohmmmmm...

Hook-up or relationship?
-Um.. Hook up fishes and um.. relationships with myself? I don't know.

Trouble maker or hesitant
-Abit of both I guess. Balance is key. Ohmmm....

Lost glasses/contacts.
No. Keep them in front of your eyes and you'll never lose them.

Ran away from home?
-ALL THE TIME MANG..

Held a gun/knife for self defense?
-YES LIEK TOTALLY. SEE THIS HERE? II'S A SHARP BLADE. IF YOU DO NOT WANT A DEMONSTRATION OF HOW SHARP IT IS, GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW. Not much of self defence is it? Oh well..

Killed somebody
-No not really. Maybe myself but nah..

Broken someone's heart?
-That person must have a really fragile heart.. Doubt I've broken any anyway..

Been arrested?
-yeah.. when I was around 4-6. Lol seriously.. I ran away from home, and the police found me and brought me back to my mom.. who brought me to eat lunch after that. I'm serious.

Cried when someone died?
-No it's kinda sad I don't cry when people die.

Do You Believe In:

Yourself?
-Yes, I exist. Therefore, I am real.

Miracles?
-Yes

Love at first sight?
-No. I'm a moderate to strong disbeliever in this.

Heaven?
-Yes

Santa Claus?
-DOOD MANG LIKE TOTALLY I HURD YOU LIEK MUDKIEPZZZ. AND YES SANTA IS REAL.. OW ELSE DO YOU THINK I GET MY PRESENTS EVERY NIGHT ON CHRISTMAS EVE?

Sex on the first date?
-No. Enough Said.

Kiss on the first date?
-Maybe. Don't know.

Is there one person you want to be with right now?
-Actually, right now I want to be alone. Live alone, sleep alone with no distubances. Um.. Probably with someone I like in the future. But for now, alone is best.

Are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
-Depends
-In Singapore? Yes I am happy to be in Singapore
-in life.. A teenager? Yes I am happy to be a teenager.
-My family? not really, I want to be alone.
-In total, I think it balances out to an inconclusive decision. I like some parts and I dislike some parts although I WOULD give up the parts I like to change the parts I don't like.

Do you believe in God?
-Yes. We talk every day!

*Courier font text added on 16th March 09, 2317 SG time, GMT +8

This is a compilation of a few that I've found on a few blogs. You might see yours here!

Enough said.

Back from Malaysia..

Again! lol.. See earlier posts at the bottom..way below..

Another week in Ipoh. Went to Penang for 2 days too. Lol my mom came from Penang and we went to see her old house and school and try some good ole' Chendol. The chendol stall had a picture of Phua Chu Kang with Rosie on it. Yes.. they went that far.. Cool eh? Must be really good and I had 3 bowls. THey sold it at such a cheap price too.. RM1.60. How cheap is that? Its less than 80 Singapore Cents!! I wouldn't mind surviving on that everyday after school.

Went up Penang hill. We could see the city and everything below it. It was cooling and before it got dark, a huge mass of clouds gathered and covered us in mist. Looks like there was a forest fire somewere nearby but there wasn't any smell so..its cool. There was a nice steakhouse up there in the clouds too and I think I just blew a big hole in my dad's pocket with that Ribeye... Sorry dad.. but thanks!

Watched my cousin play dota in his house with his friends and it was hillarious. His way better than me and he kept making fun of the enemy if they got killed. Stayed up to the next morning a few times just lying on the bed sharing stories. He might be coming in december so.. I'll be looking forward to it.

Wasn't all good though.. My Grandmother's sister passed away this morning. She has 12 sisters and a few brothers lol.. My condolences to you grandma.. Live long and LIVE STRONG!

Enough said..

English Prelims Oral exams.

Had my English oral for my prelims today. Guess who was the invigilator?

Miss Solastri.

Yep.. my umpteenth time having Miss Solastri. Well, I must say that I enjoyed this oral session (Not what you might think, Sick people..). Better work hard for prelims!

Enough said.

Noo...

I just met up with a old friend yesterday. I knew him from Karate. He used to live in the same compound as me and went to the same primary school and thats how I knew him better. He joined Karate one lesson before me and we went on many karate camps and took part in several competitions together too. Too bad I stopped Karate almost two years ago but he stayed and only stopped a few months ago and he told me he was offered the chance to FIGHT FOR THE NATIONAL TEAM! If only I stayed, I would have been given the offer. I'm pretty sure I would as I have been given certain opportunities on a National level before. I was also one of the best in my Dojo and I trashed every noobish orange and brown belt there!

Dam.. Imagine all the things I would get if I fought for the nationals.. The cash.. The medals.. The muscles.. The pain I could inflict.. THE GIRLS...

The last two couldn't be better lol..

Enough said.

Last day of school? I think not!

Today's the last day of school before the holidays. The last day? I think not! There is no last day of school. even you get old, you continue studying and going for courses and workshops. There were no lessons today. I went to school early and skipped the flag raising ceremony even though I was in at that time.

Waited until I could collect my report book and I was looking forward to seeing my class position. I didn't expect a very high rank as I only had 1 'A' and there were some people who scored better than me and had a really bad ranking. When it was time to get back my result slip, the anxiety was overwhelming and was pleased to see a good class ranking.

4th place!!...Again.. 4th.. Pretty consistent since last year. I don't know my level position though. Had a really really bad L1R5 aggregate. I don't know how I'm going to get through the DSA-JC programme now.

Awynay, I fnuod out smotnehig raelly cool. Rsreaceh has sohwn taht you can atuclaly raed snetohimg taht has been mspsilaet lkie tihs prgraaaph (ecxtep for smoe wrods) as the bairn raeds wrods as a wlohe and not invaudiuil ltteers. Cool eh?

Enough said.

The Ultimate Goal Keeper

Had a game of soccer today. It was after everyone's mother tongue extra classes and it was late. I was the goal keeper (which seldom happens cause I'm really bad at goal keeping) and I did block my fair share of shots.

Towards the end, this happened:

Someone: Ben don't touch the ball!
Too late, already did.
Oh no, now its moving towards the goalpost.
Swings round and kicks the ball our from the back of the goalpost.
Jefred?! What are you doing here!
He's gonna shoot!
Ole!

And after that, everyone starts laughing and I can get back up and play normally.

And no, that ole at the end is not him scoring against me. Its me kicking the ball between his legs (Not like that you sick people!) and a team mate already got the ball.

Phew! What a sweet move! Coming in from the back of the goal.

Not as good as Nevin though, and no goal can ever beat Jeffrey's Header! Woohoo!

Enough said.

Broken Spectacles and an interesting start.

Yep...

Exams has started and I guess some of the papers killed all of us. Was almost late for my geography paper today. Wanted to take a bus but went down too late due to some stupid lift incident. Kevinn called and told me he was going to take a cab and we tried to flag one from where we were and pick the other up. I managed to flag one and i got to where Kevinn was. There was a slight jam before I reached him and after he got in, there was another jam and we were very late. After 10 minutes, we were back at my place and heading to school. We were already late then. Encounted another jam 5 minutes after and this one lasted the longest and we waited til we had only 15 minutes before the examination started. We decided to take a video of the incident to record the significant moment lol. We waited some more and decided to get everything ready so that once we stop, we can make a dash into the hall.

Packed everything and took out our pencil cases and kept our handphones in our bags and we got our money ready. We alighted and ran to the traffic light and made it to the hall just in time as they were about to give out the papers. It was a heartstopping moment but a relieved one.

Broken spectacles? Yep. Broke my third one last week.

This was my first pair that lasted for a year. My second pair actually, lost my very first pair. But this pair survived with my for the longest from mid 2006 to Jan this year until the grim reaper came. Ah.. a rare classic design.



This was my previous pair. Got it as a replacement when the one before broke. The optician managed to use some tape to repair the previous frame for awhile when this pair was being made. This one lasted for um.. 2 months? Got it 4 days after I broke that pair a few days before AQ lol. Funny thing about this pair? Here's the conversation when I was deicded what lens I should get for it.

Optician: Would you like to get polycarbonate lenses? They're very hardy and can withstand huge impacts.
Mum: No thanks. He'll do just fine with the normal multi-coated ones. How much do the polycarbonate ones cost?
Optician: $160. They come with multi-coat too.
Mum: I'll just take the normal ones then.

Guess what.. The lense broke from some impact.



This is my current pair and the replacement I mentioned earlier from the previous pair. Current one? Yep. Fixed it with some tape. After showing my mum the broken lens from the previous pair, she decided to go for the polycarbonate lens for this pair. Got this pair from Malaysia as a gift from my Aunt. Wore this for AQ and broke it last week lol.



Sigh.. Gotta be more careful next time. I put normal lenses and strong frame, the frame breaks. I put stronger lenses and the frame breaks..

Enough said.

Comic Laugher

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Lol..

Enough said.

The best non-online game EVER

Future cop.

You may not know the game but I found out that Nevin and Samuel had that game too. For me, I got to know that game on my first trip to the Science Center. They had the demo version there and I thought it was really cool. I got my hands on one when I was with my mom at Jurong East and I saw it on a CD rack for close to 10 bucks. That was a long time ago, probably when I was primary 4-6. As time passed, my copy went missing and I had forgotten about the game except for some brief moments when my memory jerked back to the good times.

Samuel and Nevin started talking about the game for some brief periods too. When asked about the situation of their future cop life, they too, had lost their copy of the game. Then, just last week, Nevin told me he found the copy of his Future Cop game and I was ecstatic. He lent me his copy and I burned myself a copy and restarted the game from scratch (I went to the 6th level [Studio City] of Crime Wars and lvl 10 on Precinct Assault at La Catina.). Too bad.

The game brought back good memories and having played it multiple times, I ran through the first level of Crime Wars smoothly and defeated Sky Captain on Precinct Assault in under 4 minutes.

Managed to somehow get the map Bug Hunt on Precinct Assault and this is a screenshot of the game. That huge caterpillar is my Juggernaught, a heavy, ugly, doom-bringing supertank that has been tamed to a harmless caterpillar in Bug Hunt.



Everything's gone wrong in Bug Hunt! Mean looking towers have been turned to harmless flowers, light tanks to worms, defence helicopters to gay butterflies, flying fortress to a bat, Sky Captain a dragonfly and X1-Alpha is.............. still X1-Alpha. Even the song has been warped from something sinister to..Flight of bumblebee?! Cool.. And there're people's faces hidden in the map too. Can't recognise them though.

Great game.

Enough said.

A great song.

A great song by Madonna. The power of goodbye.

Have a listen. If you liked A New Day Has Come by Celine Dion then I think you'll like this.



Lyrics so you can sing along:

Your heart is not open so I must go
The spell has been broken?I loved you so
Freedom comes when you learn to let go
Creation comes when you learn to say no

You were my lesson I had to learn
I was your fortress you had to burn
Pain is a warning that something's wrong
I pray to God that it won't be long
Do you wanna go higher

There's nothing left to try
There's no place left to hide
There's no greater power than the power of good-bye

Your heart is not open so I must go
The spell has been broken?I loved you so
You were my lesson I had to learn
I was your fortress

There's nothing left to lose
There's no more heart to bruise
There's no greater power than the power of good-bye

Learn to say good-bye
I yearn to say good-bye

There's nothing left to try
There's no place left to hide
There's no greater power than the power of good-bye

There's nothing left to lose
There's no more heart to bruise
There's no greater power than the power of good-bye

AQ - A good end to my first.

We went around in circles, got lost, was overwhelmed by fatigue, destroyed by latic acid, injured, almost got disqualified and ran for nothing...Life's good! (lol Nevin)

Yep it really is.

It was my first time taking part in AQ, or Adventure Quest, the Boys' Brigade one of two major competitions. It was for the physically superior. I was very nervous and excited when the day came.

Spent the night at Miss Chai's place as it was near it the reporting place at Dover ITE and we had to report there at 5 too. After settling down, we got the coordinates for out checkpoints and plotted them on the map. The amount of people there was huge. The start line was so narrow and our teams had to be at the back, meaning we had a later start. Luckily we managed to catch up with the other teams soon after. We cleared some checkpoints fast and got to the first activity - rock climbing. Each team needed 2 climbers so Mark and I went. The wall was easy and we completed it fast. That activity extended the gap between all the teams. Teams ahead got further ahead and teams behind lagged further. We got the first activity done with and ran to our next checkpoint. Managed to catch up with the team ahead of us and overtook them. We met Captain and he told us that we were the 8th and 9th team to pass him. 8th and 9th because both our teams went together.

We met this marshall and he told us to walk in a certain direction and we followed but ended up getting lost and walking a huge round instead. When we realised where we were going, we saw other teams catching up and we ran. After going to a few more checkpoints, we went back to Dover ITE for the second leg. After an activity that shook the patience out of us, we went to collect our bikes and cycled. The bikes were a burden and they held us back alot, especially on the dirt road and we had to carry them to our second activity. The second activity was split into 2 parts, Kayaking and Archery. 2 members would kayaking while the other 2 would run to another checkpoint and back for archery. Archery was held at my school so we had a big advantage as we knew where to go even though I was the one doing kayaking.

After the event, we had to go back to the start point meaning that everything we had gone through we had to do it again. While cycling halfway, one of our other team's member's was missing and we had to find him. He came soon after and seeing that other teams were overtaking us, we had to split as a group and they moved on before us. We had some delay before making more progress. We returned our bikes and ran to the finish line. 1 of the marshalls told us that we were in 11th position and the team before us is only 3 minutes away. We managed to catch up with them and saw them using a different route. We continued and they were not in our visual range. Nearing the finish line, we saw another team ahead of us but were too tired to catch up with them, thinking that our other team that left earlier had already finished the race.

After the race, we waited for the other team to arrive and ate our energy food. I had forgotten all about them. When the other team arrived, we went back to Miss Chai's place for awhile before the presentation ceremony. The prizes were being given out and when we heard that 10th place was being given to another team, we were disappointed and thought that we didn't make it. When I looked closer, I realised that that was the team we had overtook and never saw them as they took a different route. We were relieved when they announced that we had won an award. The MC was bad. He did not read our team number and hesitated when reading our sponsoring church. He even pronounced Miss Chai's name wrongly!

It was getting late and Miss Chai treated us to dinner and went home after that.

Enough said.

Food..

Nope. Nothing about food. I just need some.

Went to Jurong lake to kayak yesterday. It was long and my arms burned with the acid from within. Anyway, I shared a double slalom with Nevin and we kept moving towards the left indefinitely. At first I thought that it was because both of us are left handers. Then he said that he uses his right hand for athletic purposes and I realised that the same was for me and we paddled harder to the right. So hard to co-ordinate using a double. I'd rather use a bandit and a stern rudder maneuver.

Somewhere in the middle of the lake, Elton checked the depth of the lake using his paddle and to our surprise, it was just over a foot deep. Luckily, we didnt capsize or we would be plunged into...mud...waste..poo..soil..dirt..oil..garbage..trash..fish poo.. ew.. When it was time to go up, Elton had some trouble helping Joshua with the kayak and he fell into the water lol. Garrick also went into the water but he had deliberately jumped in.
After that, we went to eat and then we went to swim.

The day before, it was Achiever's Day. Nope, didnt win anything. I was there to have my attendance taken and to watch some of the performances. The performance by the Dance Emsemble was... The dancers were wearing... and you could... and see their... and they would go... and after that you would get... Lol. The other performancers were good too.

Enough said.

Annual Sports Meet.

Today was our school's Annual Sports Meet or Sports day, as you might call it. It was held at Clementi Stadium and school ended early today.

Initially, I only signed up for 1 track event, 4 x 300m relay. I was really thinking about what would happen and remembering how big the track was during AQ training throughout school. When the event started, I was told that we had to run 4 x 100m relay as well so we went. We had insufficient people however but we managed to find people who wanted to run. We were up against people whose fitness levels were superior to ours but we still ran and we got..

First First First First First First
First First First First First First
First First First First First First
First First
First First
First First First
First First First First
. . . . . First First First
. . . . . . . First First First
. . . . . . . . . First First First
. . . . . . . . . First First First
. . . . . . . . .First First First
. . . . . . . . First First First
. . . . . . . First First First
. . . . . First First First
First. .First First First
First First First First

Yep.

After that was the 4 x 300m relay. 3 of the original team remained and we got another guy to fill in for us. My turn to run was the same as Joshua's, Donavan's and Nathanial's and we ran together. WE were talking while waiting for the other runners. Donavan said he wanted to run that part of the relay as he gets to run past the whole school with everyone cheering at him lol. Tat pressure must be really great.

Turns out, 300m ain't as long as i thought it would be and I got done with it quickly and we got, thanks to Nevin..

. . . . . First First First
. . . .First First First First
. . .First First . . . First First
. . First First . . . . First First
. .First First . . . . . First First
. .First First . . . . . First First
. . First First . . . . First First
. . .First First . . . First First
. . .First First First First First
. . .First First First First First
. . First First . . . . First First
. .First First . . . . . First First
. .First First . . . . . First First
. . First First . . . . First First
. . .First First. . . .First First
. . . . First First First First
. . . . . First First First

Cool huh? And after that was the prize presentation and we were dismissed. Went to Clementi to have dinner and then to Nevin's place to play some soccer. Went home after that.

It felt good that I participated and it was fun and i met some new people too.

Enough said.

Cycling and LDC1

Went for AQ cycling on saturday. It was fun. We started out early and met at Jurong Easy MRT at 7.15. Me and Rayney met earlier when it was still dark at Chinese Garden. We alighted at Bedok and took 196 to East Coast Park where Miss Chai treated us to breakfast and the orders got mixed up but we finally finished and went to rent the bikes. We cycled to a place near Changi Beach, took a break and cycled back. Total distance? About 20km. We cycled on a very new cycling track that wasn't built when we went there last year.


The way back to East Coast Park felt much shorter and Guan Yu's chain came off and Rayne had to fix it. We wanted to help but me and Nevin stopped, talked to Rayney, watch him fix it and before he was done, left them. Donavan was lagging all the way behind and on the way back, we saw Miss Chai, said hi and moved on. As we moved on, we saw Mark cycling alone. Probably too slow for those ahead? Lol. Nearing the end, I was cycling behind Nevin and he slowed down and turned. His back wheel hit my front wheel and pushed me to one side and you know what happened.. Almost broke my right thumb when I almost broke my left one just a few days ago. We switched bikes and my handlebar was bent and faced another direction when the wheel pointed ahead. We ended early before noon and took a bus to Suntec City with Nevin and Mark. Walked around and had a meal there before going off.

LDC1

Going to LDC1 as an instructor was fun but there were times of boredom. When it wasn't our time to teach, we had loads of free time and we played game consoles among ourselves. The overload of heaty food on the first day got me a sore throat which lasted until now. On the second night, we played this game called Commando Raid and the police came and we had to settle the situation ourselves. On the 3rd day(today) we went back to school for Social Studies Focus and was very tired. Apart from the brief check on Miss Chai on the second night to see how we were doing, there were no officers and had to run the whole program ourselves. I'd say YanHui did a good job.

Enough said.

1 last paper.. again.

Yep. Its A Maths again. Not to take the test this time but to get back. Last paper to complete, last paper to get back. Got back the rest already. L1R4 is 9. Cool eh? L1R5 yet to be calculated.

Enough said.

1 last paper

Nothing much happened during the week, only the exams. Went to watch Death Note 3 yesterday. It was the only one of the 3 parts I've watched and I must say that it was really good. Went to help Jacob buy some clothes, grab a bite and went home.

Enough said.

On a Valentine's Day..

So now you're gone and I was wrong
I never knew what it was like to be alone
On a Valentine's day..

Taken from Valenine's Day by Linkin Park

Yep, today's valntine's day as well of the first day of our common test.

Met Kevinn on the way to school and saw him carrying valentine's day gift. It was bigger than I've seen anyone bring to school today. After school, we had to go do our common test. Supposed to go to Jefred's place after that but we went to a prata shop instead. YanHui ordered a cup of Tonkat Ali to try. It turned out to be Tonkat Ali cofee and YanHui was slightly allergic to coffee so he let us have it instead. It tasted different from other coffe and it didn't do what we thought it would lol. Turns out, we didn't go to Jefred's place after all. Went home after that.

Enough said.

0/0 Paradox

Yep. I've been think about this lately and I think its really interesting. 0 is a cool number and I've thought about all this paradoxes here myself.

Is 0/0:
-1?
-Undefined?
-0?

Lets start with the first. We all know that 2/2 = 1 and 4/4 = 1. Any whole number over the same number equals to one. In algebric form its simply x/x = 1.

At the same time, isn't it supposed to be undefined? You cannot divide something by 0. Its just..you know..undefined. Same reason why tangent90 is undefined. Tangent90 has no solution because tangent can be written as tangent(x) = sine(x)/cosine(x) and by substituting x = 90, we get tangent90 = sine90/cosine90 and since cosine90 = 0, tangent90 has no solution.

Now, why would 0/0 be 0? Thats because 0 divided by anything wil be 0. Then again, you cannot divide 0 by 0. So does that leave 0/0 to be 1? Hmm..

Second:

If you took a test and the maximum number of points you can get is 0 and you got 0, your score would be 0/0. What does that mean? Does that mean you passed, failed or got full marks? Looking back at the previous paradox, how could you have passed? If the percentage needed to pass is 50, 50/100 x 0 = 0. Following this logic, you couldn't have failed either. This leaves you with either full marks or none at all, or did you exceed the maximum amount of points scored? Let me explain.. So you get back your paper and think that you got full marks. But then again, all you got was 0. And 0 is.. nothing so if you got nothing, how is it possible for you to get full marks? Don't go around saying that the maximum amount ofpoints you can get is nothing because that is the minimum too. And if 0/0 = 1 (from previous explaination) does that mean you scored more than the maximum? But how is that possible when the maxiumum amount of points you can score is 0? Think about it..

Anyway, time for more serious stuff.

Came back from malaysia on Sunday. Certain parts of the trips were fun while some days were just plain boring. Yep, I spent one of the days in my cousin's study room playing with his game console with my other counsins. Luckily my aunt brought her 2 dogs over and we played with them in the house as they were allowed in and one of them urinated on the floor under the table and the other dog licked it. Cool eh?

Enough said.

A long day and a musical

School ended early today as there was the musical 'A chorus line' perfomance. Yep, today was the actual day. There were two performances. One in the afternoon and another at night.

For me, after school was just soccer. We played at the field after a long wait for Yanhui to think of the location. played for about 2 hours. Personally, I think it was one of the better games I've had.

After taking a break, we decided to go to Queensway. However, someone lead us to a basketball court beside our school and we played soccer there..again. After the match, the whole lot of us went to a shop nearby and bought some food before makin our way to queensway.

At Queensway, we felt hungry but everyone wanted different lunches so we hd ourselves split into two groups and went off. We were supposed to meet at a bus stop after lunch to go to Nevin's place. We turned out to be earlier than the other group and missed two buses waiting for them. Finally, we met and took a bus to Nevin's place. Didn't do much at Queensway. Went there to accompany some friends who wanted to buy some stuff.

At Nevin's place, we wanted to play soccer again but there were a bunch of small kids playing there so half of us decided to go to Nevin's house instead. At his place, Samuel and Russell were playing on the Xbox when suddenly, the screen went blank. Failure on an Xbox360 means only one thing: Red Rings of Death. Samuel was laughing wildly and went to use the computer. Me and Jefred took a bath at his place. Walked to Clementi bus interchange after that.

At the bus interchange, There were alot of students waiting to take a bus and Jaryl was saying that if anyone of us forgot which bus to take, now we would remember. The bus was loaded and we got to UCC at NUS where 'A Chorus Line' is staged. In, met some friends and got seated in the hall. SAmuel and I sat together and were laughing at...not the outfits...not the storyline..not the script but at something more horrendous. I shall only refer to it here as 'TT Boom wth every step' Lol aaaaaahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.... Finally, the show came to an end and we walked to the Cheese Prata Shop not far off and had our meal there. Few of us was worried about missing the last bus. Met some other friends there as well. After we all finished, I took a bus to Clementi and the MRT back home.

Going to Malaysia tomorrow. Will be back this Sunday.

Enough said.

Surprise! Its a.. Hamster?!

This week has been just like any other week. Khairul has been going on about the very old song "Calcutta" by Dr Bombay. About today, Dr Lau, or Jr Lau, wasn't here today which was a good thing. There was also an argument between 2 of my friends. Enough said on that.

Had muster parade today. Sigh, it was just like any other parades. There was NCO counsel meeting as usual after parade and Captain brought us to a place near the school. If we hadn't ended late, we could've gone to Sakura instead lol. When we were done, Rayney, Mark, Nevin and I walked to the 198 bus stop together. When I came home, I saw a Hamster which my sister brought back from school. Haven't kept one in a long time. Well, im not bothering about this one!

Yesterday, Mark and I conducted another target lesson for the Secondary 1s. Many people not supposed to be there came. After the whole thing, Mark and I went to the 7-11 across the road to get a drink before sitting on the railing wasting our lives away without a care in the world.

My new pair of spectacles got bent again, just like my previous pair Shermond said I shouldn't stress it too much as it is very fragile. I didn't take his words seriously and forcefully bent the frame, hoping to make the sides even again. Now.. guess what.. its back into its original position. Lol, ok. It may still be a little bit off but it was much better than before.

Enough said.

Orientation camp.

Came back from orientation camp today. We managed to recruit 16 new boys and I was given the task of bringing them up to new heights. The other sec 4s were basically free lancing besides a few who had to run the camp. We played some games to start of the day. After their games they had their first award lesson which was conducted by me an Mark. Only had an hour to conduct the lesson but Tony wanted to say a few words. Turns out his few words were more than what I had to teach. Anyway, when I was done, I had to take down their particulars.

After that it was games again. They were playing Rounders while the people not takin part (sec4s) started the fre for the barbeque. Some of us slacked and played soccer. We cooked the food in advance too tocut the long wait after the games we over. While everything was done, the sec 1s and sec 2s got to wash up and sleep early. everyone else had to stay and clean up and we had a lights out at 2am.

Garrick and Jarren was taking their Arts badge. When the Captain came to grade them, I asked what the criteria was for taking Arts Stage 2. He said it was the same as Arts stage 1 and I jokingly asked if I could take Arts 2 and he said I could lol so I might as well. I had to play and sing 3 songs. Easy.. Having played for certain camps and parades, I chose 3 songs which I practise all the time.

At the end, the Captain assured me of a pass. Went to grab some food after that. It was late and we had to continue cleaning the place and we go to eat some Ben&Jerry's Ice Cream. When it was all done, we finally went to the hall to have some rest. We couldn't sleep at first and we laughing for a long time. Evenually, we managed to sleep, like very late.

The next day, we had to get some uniforms for the sec 1s. When we returned to school, we had awards presenation and ended the camp. I think Mark can't wait to pass out lol. He's been having a lot of bad luck with me haha.

.0.......0
/|\..../|\
.|.......|
/.\...../.\
=- And ->

->Die!!!
=-Huh?
->DIE!!!!!!
=-Um ok.

.0....................0
/|_︻┳═一 - -../|\
.|....................|.
/.\................../.\

->Dead..
=-Ahahahahaaa!!! You said die soo..
Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Enough said.

Words can never hurt me.

Yea.. Right..

Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me.

♀: Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me.
♂: You're fat.
♀: Argh!!! Ouch that hurts! You almost killed me! Aaaahhhhhhh! (rolls on sidewalk groping in pain)

Lol. Given that example many times before.

Enough said.

♂ ♥ ♀

♀ ♥/♥ ♂

You fell for him?
Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eccentricity still set at MAXIMUM

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Enough said.

NP open house

Today was the Ngee Ann Polytechic open house. It was compulsory for all who did not attend the Singapore polytechnic open house last week. I knew Ngee Ann poly fairly well as my Father works as a lecturer there in Computer Engineering and I go there often.

Usually, when I go there, there're not many people there and it would be very fun to walk around and have th whole atrium to ourselves but today, the whole area was packed with secondary school students with many different stalls set up.

After the open house, Yan Hui, Jefred, Nevin and I walked to King Albert's park to have some food. Kenneth met up with us some time after. Samuel didn't go with us toNP but he came to King Albert's Park to join us. After the meal, we went to Cold's Storage and have a look at stuff. Samuel was the only one who actually bought some stuff. The people woking there looked at us suspiciously. Samuel did not like them looking at us like that and said some stuff about them.

Went home after that.

Wow many people do have the same blogskin lol. I was looking through and I saw many people sharing blogskins lol. Why have such complicated ones and post them on the net when they are supposed to be personal and make your blog stand out? You may be asking about mine. Thats the wonderous thing about mine. Mine's so simple that people seldom go for it. Anyway, my blog has more than just what a normal blog has. Mine has eccentricity in it. Just look around and find some stuff that I have hidden in here, in case you haven't already.

Enough said.

Away for a long time

It started with my uncle's wedding. He gave our family 2 free rooms in Fulleton hotel for 1 night and I shared the room with a few of my cousins. After his wedding, we went to Malaysia befoe setting of to Cambodia for a week. Came back for the new year and here I am, back in school again.

Saturday was our CCA open house and finally fancy drill is done with. Also broke my pair of specs and jst collected my replacement today. Sigh.. haven't been able to do loads of stuff lately.

Anyway, Edward told me I was the most annoying person he has ever met. Wow.. am I that good? He even said that Samuel wasn't that bad. Lol c'mon! If I'm bad, what's Samuel?! And anyway, Khairul was trying to get me irritated buy to no avail. What use is strangling me going to annoy me?

I wasn't supposed to be in AQ but the people in the team keep asking me to join them for training after I first went so I could go back with Rayney. Then again, this is my last year and I haven't competed in AQ once so hopefully I do.

Enough said.

BBSGB: Where Time Crawls

Literally..

There was a guy called Time there and he kept crawling around like a catepillar.

Really?

No.

Ahahahaa

Anyway, the Sec 3s in our Company went there as FAAs for 3 days. The first day was to learn from the previous batch of FAAs, the second day is to work and the Thrid day is to teach the next batch of FAAs.

My first day was easy but very boring. Me and Rayney were deployed at Haogang Point's NTUC Supermarket to watch the Gift Collection Point. We got so bored that we did what we weren't supposed to like buying newspaper, going into the Supermarket to buy stuff, taking extra breaks and taking longer lunch and dinner breaks. We left the area at 9.

The Second day was the worse. We started of the morning going to ACS(Barker Road) to do the delivering of the PA bags to certain houses. We were at the tail end of the whole organisation and get to see what the organisation brings to the people. After doing the delivery, we had to go back to the warehouse to do warehouse duty. On the first day, Yan Hui was the RSM and he told Rayney that he can make him RSM during his time in the SGB. Ya rite.. Even though Rayney was the RSM on the second day, Yan Hui had NOTHING(0%) to do with it. Guess he was just fooling around with his power. I think Rayney had a bad time being the RSM but luckily I was there to help him. There was no DRSM/ARSM for that day.

The third day(today)was the best. We went to load up some PA bags from the second warehouse. After that, we got to go to ST LOG to help pack the stuff there. Our duty ended at 3 and we thought of calling the HQ to ask them if we were needed back at the warehouse. At last, we decided not to. We figured that if we called them, they would call us to come back and help them there. We took a bus to Chua Chu Kang MRT Station and went home after that. It was the shortest day of our BBSGB duty. I think we just screwed ourselves.

Human chains were everywhere in the BBSGB. We used Human Chains to move large amount of items like PA bags across a long distance. Fatigue is taking over me from all the work and lack of sleep. Camp tomorrow as well.

Enough said.

Stories With ALT Codes

ALT codes are symbols made by holding down the Alt button and pressing a number combination on the keypad.

Some are really cool and I've decided to put a collection of short stories with Alt codes in them. Feel free to post your own stories in the tagboard and you may just see them here.

Rules:
-All stories must contain at least 1 ALT code per tag on the tagboard.

-No vulgarities please.

-No harsh comments


The short stories:

The ☼ was shining brightly today,and I heard musical ♫ going through the air. And I felt ☺.

~Nevin~

I was playing blackjack in a pub one day with a happy ☻. He was the dealer and I got an Ace of ♣ and a Jack of ♦ and I won. He had bet a few € and needed his ♀friends to console him. He asked me which way the exit was and I and told him →. He went out surrounded by ♀.

~Benjamin~

† God On Top †
----==Me==----
.† God Below †

~Benjamin~

Fancy Drill

Today was my second Fancy drill training. Yep.. So many days have come and gone and it's only the second training. Kinda late. Woke up and didn't bother turning on the computer but went to watch some programs instead.

I went to school after that only to realise to start off with some basic drill movements. Then Tony came along and changed everyone's mode.

Up to now, we have only done the first part of the whole thing. Progress is slow but at least I'm inside!

My Favourite Mobile game: Ultimate Street Soccer

Lol that was random.

Time to be giving stuff. Hm.. Lets see Who and What's there to give:

Rayney: My Presence
Samuel: My Presence
Yan Hui: My Presence
Nevin: My Presence
Jefred: My Presence
W382: My presence
Everyone else not mentioned: My presence

Wow my presence must be really valuable. Do you people understand how difficult it is to get to where you are to give you my presence?

Haven't given out much presents lol. Last time I gave one was last year.. to a girl.. yea Amazing..I actually talk to girls.

Wait.. I've probably given some others but couldn't remember lol.

When someone gives you a present, you should always accept it. If you don't what is the person gonna do with it? Lol I must've been really bored to come up with that stuff.

This post is different from the rest if you haven't realised.

Enough said.

Many long days.

Yep.
It all started with a Lifeskills camp from Friday to Sunday and I only got the details on Thurday.

It was held at the Boys' Brigade headquarters and we reached there at 1pm. We didn't realise that the first lifeskills module was going to start 5 hours later so we had plety of time. It was fun, especially having Yan Hui in charge of planning the games. The first game we played was Capture the Flag(CTF). The idea was good but knowing the boys in our company, it didn't turn out as expected. Anyway, I had loads of fun playing that game. We went on to play other games like soccer.

I was supposed to lead songs during for the next 2 days but the programmes did not go smoothly and there wasn't a song session and I brought my guitar there and back in vain.

On the second night, Miss Chai took us to great world city for a 'Movie Nite'. She treated us to a movie called Enchanted. It was based on a fairy tale story.

Yesterday:

Went for another class outing to Escape Theme Park. We had free tickets from the trip before(see previous posts). It was the worse trip at Escape Theme Park. More rides were opened than last time as there were lesser mechanical checks.

My first go at the Go-Karts was bad. The first batch of my classmates went and 2 of their vehicles stalled. The operators had to replace their vehicles. When it was my turn, I got into one of the Karts and the person told me that that was the fastest one among the cars in operation.

The next thing he said sent a rush of adrenelin to my heart. He told me that the brake's weren't working properly. The best engine and the worse brakes? Cool..

Anyway, I sped down the lane only to see Nevin in front of me asking me to stop and wait for the rest. That was when I saw how bad the brakes were. I stepped on the brakes and the engine stopped running. When he said that the brakes had a problem, I didn't think they would stop the engine when I floored them!
I had to get another Kart after that.

We had a bad headache after most of the rides too.

After leaving the theme park, we went to White Sands to have lunch. Jaryl treated me to Hei Sushi. Thanks for that. They were having a buffet and we could eat to our heart's content anything on the conveyor belt that catches our eye except certain items.

We were stacking our plate high..literally. Both of us stacked higher than 5 girls did lol.

Went to borders after that as Samuel wanted to buy some stuff. Had a quick snack and went to Nevin's residents' for some pool. Played a few games before Yan Hui had to rush off and we went for more quick snacks before heading home.

Today:

Lets not talk about today. Enough said.

I found a cool song on youtube. It's 'A New Day Has Come' by Celine Dion. It really touched my heart tonighty after what has happened earlier. Maybe I was selfish, maybe I was wrong but lets just get on with the video shall we?




- Celine Dion Lyrics

A New Day Has Come:

A new day has...come

I was waiting for so long
For a miracle to come
Everyone told me to be strong
Hold on and don't shed a tear


Through the darkness and good times
I knew I'd make it through
And the world thought I had it all
But I was waiting for you


Hush, love


I see a light in the sky
Oh, it's almost blinding me
I can't believe
I've been touched by an angel with love
Let the rain come down and wash away my tears
Let it fill my soul and drown my fears
Let it shatter the walls for a new, new sun
A new day has...come


Where it was dark now there's light
Where there was pain now there's joy
Where there was weakness, I found my strength
All in the eyes of a boy


Hush, love


I see a light in the sky
Oh, it's almost blinding me
I can't believe
I've been touched by an angel with love
Let the rain come down and wash away my tears
Let it fill my soul and drown my fears
Let it shatter the walls for a new, new sun
A new day has...come


A new day has...come
Ohhh, a light... ooh


Yep, indeed a new day has come.

Till then,

Enough said.

Synthesizer

This has gotta be one of my favourte songs by Groove Covrage. You may not like it, think I have bad taste or whatever but I've finally learnt how to play this song on my cousin's synthesizer.

Lol J/K.. Anoyone who knows me will surely know that ain't me! Haha..



Yep.. It really sounds like the original. If you visited my blog last time, you would have heard the original. If you haven't, I'll be happy to share it with you. Of course..I just said that it sounded like the original so you might as well listen to this. Then again, it's like the original but isn't the original so you might wanna listen to the orignal. Your choice.

A side that people hardly sees.

Not long ago, Me, Samuel and Yan Hui went to explore and check out some places that people living in our area seldom go. We went to the Crocodile farm, heartland mall and Punggol beach. We took some pictures and videos at Punggol beach and I was tasked to put them together into a video.

Monday/Tuesday:
There was an event on Tuesday called the Festival of Games(FoG). It was a sports competition between all the other UGs in Tanglin. We had 2 categories that would run simultaniously. They are the indoor category and the outdoor category. Having them run simultaniously would mean that those representing their UG for the outdoor games are not allowed to play the indoor games and those playing the indoor games are not allowed to play the outdoor games.

I took part in outdoor games. For outdoor games, there were Basketball, Floorball, Badminton(ain't really an outdoor game) singles and doubles and Captain's ball.

I played Floorball, Badminton doubles and Captain's ball. Surprisingly, I won first place in all the games I played and so did most of my fellow UG players. The only game which we did not get first in was Game of Life in the indoor segment. Felt kinda bad that we beat everyone flat. But then again, it wouldn't be nice to lose at your own game.

In total, our UG won first place in the whole event of the FoG.
we got a huge hamper and we celebrated after that.

Today:
Went to Nevin's place today to play some pool and soccer. The plan that I was told of was to go there, play some pool and then go to Sakae Sushi for some dinner. What I wasn't told was that we were playing soccer as well. Thus, I wasn't really prepared. Went to Nevin's house after that to see Samuel, Yan Hui, Jefred and Jaryl play on Nevin's Xbox. Nevin's house seems to have an endless flow of drinks and we kept taking them from him. He'd be rich by now if he were to charge us for every drink we took.

After that, we went to an area near Jurong Point to check out the offer that Sakae Sushi was having. Unfortunately, we weren't eligible for it. I don't know what happened either. I was talking on the phone for 40 minutes. Went to Jurong Point to have some dinner. Seriously speaking, I was really sick of fast food but there wasn't anything else we could really afford and the food court was just too packed and we had to eat KFC instead. I had a whole buddy meal to myself and it was satisfying.

Enough said.

Ultima, Prodite, Iron Man & H.King's Childhood Revival of Mini 4wd.

Well, as some of you may know, I'm back to the good ole' times of Tamiya Mini 4wd 1/32 scale racing/modelling cars again.

Remembmer the time when we all used to spend our parent's money on some small scale car models that does nothing but goes around in circles in pre made tracks with certain specifications and in which modifying those cars will make you think their going faster and faster but are indeed a whole load of false sales tricks?

Yep..those were the days..

It's kinda hard to find one of those shops that sells those cars nowadays. It used to be everywhere but now, only a handful of shops sell them.

Only 4 people bought the new cars and are therefore part of the revival. Me, Samuel, Rayney and Yan Hui.

These are the cars we bought:
Me: Neo Falcon
Samuel: Grasshopper
Rayney: ?¿?¿
Yan Hui: Black Saber

(Sorry. Can't remember Rayney's model.)

Yan Hui's Black Saber did not come with a motor. It was stated that the motor was an optional part not included.

So this is what my car looked like:


yep.

We did some research on modifying our cars and we saved up for the neccessary parts. Samuel was the first to buy his parts and he modified it when we went to Kenrick's house on Saturday. He also bought me a front bumper for my car. We went to Kenrick's house as he had a track for Tamiya cars. He wasn't the only one however but he was the only one who had his house open to us. We set up the track at the viod deck below his apartment and we played there. Samuel was undoubtedly the fastest as he had some additional parts to his car that none of us had except Yan Hui who had some.

After playing for some time, Yan Hui took out his tool box full of Tamiya parts and we started modifying our cars while listening to his story of how he managed to get a whole load of useful and some useless parts.

We went to Kenrick's house after that so we could further modify our cars.

Rayney didn't come so we couldn't judge his car.

In my opinions, here are our strengths:
Me: Rechargable batteries.
Samuel: Great chassis layout.
Yan Hui: Futuristic looking parts

The story however, starts before that.

Here's my part of the story, before we went to Kenrick's house.

On Wednesday, Me and Rayney finall got our hands on the PRO series of Mini 4wd Cars. Unlike the older, traditional ones, it featured a double shaft motor and different chassis layout. The motor was placed in the center with batteries on either side, supposedly lowering the car's Center of gravity. After buying the cars, we went to my house to get them fixed. I used some batteries which I thought was going to be good but when I tried them, the motor wouldn't run. We both knew something was wrong. I found out i was using the wrong batteris when Rayney went home to use his own batteries and it worked and mine worked too when I changed my batteries.

On Friday, Samuel and Yan Hui brought their cars to school. I was supposed to bring mine too but I didnt. They ran their cars in a drain near beside the benches at the central staircase. After that, we decided to run the cars on the stage and someone would be at the other end to catch them. Yan Hui was the first to play on the stage and when his car flew off, we had to fix it for him. After a while, Samuel and Yan Hui wanted a race on the stage. Both cars flew off repeatedly.

Yesterday, Shermond brought 2 of his cars and some spare parts and motors. He had a Hyper Dash 2 motor still in good condition and seeing how well it performed at Kenrick's house the other day, i wanted to buy it from him at $7, $2 off the original cost. After a useless haggle, he decided not to sell it to me. That night, me and Rayney went to buy some parts. I bought a set of one-way wheels and a Hyper Dash 2 motor. I also bought Rayney a pair of stablizers. Went back to assemble the parts and did the modifications after that.


So now you might be wondering what you should put on your mini 4wd.


A motor of course!

Motor:
Personally, I prefer using a Hyper Dash 2. Why? Because It's the only one I've got besides the stock motor. OK but seriously, why a Hyper Dash 2? Well firstly, it does not drain that much energy like a plasma dash. It has a satisfying performance and is able to keep up with most other cars.

Rollers:
I would say aluminium ones work best. Especially those with ball bearings. They are hardy and do not bend much. When using rollers, always remember to remove the rubber rings around them. THose rings increase friction between the car and the track.

Bumpers:
I would suggest using either aluminium bumpers or hard plastic ones. This makes it easier to attach more parts to your car like front stabilizers and such.

Wheels:
Smaller wheels are better than bigger ones. Bigger wheels are good if you have a weaker motor but they raise your car's center of gravity and therefore makes it more unstable. Small wheels are the best. There are also different kinds of wheels. The best type of wheels I would suggest for your car is one-way wheels. This makes it easier to turn at corners. Why? Simple. When turning at corners, the wheels at the other part of the track needs to cover a larger distance than the wheels on the inner part of the track. Stock wheels cannot move independently like one-way wheels and the wheels on the outher part of the track are dragged to cover the larger distance. One-way wheels move independently and the wheel on the outer part of the track is not dragged. Some people say that one-way wheels are heavier. Well, I personally weighed them and it turned out that stock wheels are actually heavier. But then again.. my stock wheels are big so it goes down to your opinion on them.

Batteries:
Rechargables are best.

Enough said.

Superstitious? Not me!

I dont really believe in zodiacs and horoscope but hey! Look what I've found..

LEO - The Lion
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Great talker.
Attractive and passionate.
Laid back.
Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at almost anything.
Great kisser.
Unpredictable.
Outgoing.
Down to earth.
Addictive.
Attractive.
Loud.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Not one to mess with.
Rare to find.
Good when found.

Look at that!

Laid back.. All those times of leaning back the night before the National Bible Quiz at school.. Lean back..Lean back..Lean back..do the rock away and Lean back..Lean back..Lean back..

Good when found too! Well..Here's one!

Uniform Bling Gone..

Recognise it?

Yep..Its gone..

I lost it somewhere in school.

Sad eh? The only one.

Don't bother making another one because then this wouldn't be the only one in the world.

My teenage uniform bling!

My mark of the Ultima/Master!

Just gone!

Like that!

Went to Jurong point with some friends to celebrate Yan Hui's birthday.

Happy Birthday.

Watched "Game Plan"

Went to look for some stuff to revive our childhood.

Seriously think I'm the only enthusiastic one in reviving it.

Really bad..

Don't ask about anything here.

Enough said.

Stupid day

Went to school for the Meet-The-Parents session. All the meet the parents session this year has been bad. Teachers saying the wrong things and parents asking the wrong stuff.

I worked soooooo hard..only to find out that I wasn't allowed to go out with my friends after that. Got 4th in class and 22nd in level and my mother said I couldn't go out when I asked her for money. Walked away after that, ignoring her.

Not listening to what my mother said, I left her in the middle of the school to find her way out herself. Too bad 'cause I couldn't care less when I'm angry. I got involved in some of the plans my friends had to go LAN gaming.

On the way out, I noticed that my mother wasn't there anymore. Whether she managed to get out or got lost I didn't bother. We walked to the nearest LAN shop. The rude person behind the desk said that we weren't allowed in. Thats when we stood outside to think of something else to do. Someone thought of going bowling and so thats where we went. West Bowl was nearby and we walked there. Samuel let me play some of his frames as he couldn't take it much longer.

Went to the another LAN area nearby to play some DOTA. Played 3 matches. Won 2, lost 1. After that, we went back to the hawker center opposite our school for some lunch.

After satisfying ourselves, we each went our seperate ways. I went with Nevin to IMM as he wanted to buy something and I didn't want to go home just yet so I accompanied him.

At IMM, we played Halo 3 on the Xbox 360s there. We didn't know how long we had been there for and when we checked the time, we had to leave.

Just wanna thank all those who lent me $$$ to survive today. Thanks guys.

Last day of school.

Yep. And my mouse agrees too. <",, ,,)~~

I'm going around and posting that mouse on people's blogs.

Wonder what I'll do doing the holidays..

Tired

Tired





Very tired.






















Seriously tired.












*Yawn*

























Aren't you bored?




































I just talked to someone in my primary school after 2 years of not talking to her. Surprisingly, I've never seen her before.





































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Strange but true.








































What!

































She may be standing beside me in the bus and I wouldn't know it.














































She does know me however..








































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Stop scrolling down.





































You're not getting any credit for this.











































Went with Samuel to visit some kinda old shopping area yesterday. Then he followed me to Jurong Entertainment Center where I bought a model aircraft - Mg23S Flogger B with wings that can move. 16 degrees for take off and crusing and a further 72 degrees behind for subsonic flight. Samuel went to my house after that. He left at 8.15.








































Still reading?





















































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Please stop.















































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Ah..nice image.. Just released today i think. It shows a King Black Dragon against a Wizard, Archer and Warrior. Haha the Warrior's got his shield crushed.

Anyway, today's the start if the End of Year examinations. For the sake of the 'N' Level candidates, the bell which signals the end of each period has been stopped. Samuel said they wanted to win the No-Bell prize haha..

Had English and Chinese composition and letter wrrting. There was no letter writing for Chinese as we were taking Chinses B. They gave us a picture composition lol. Our paper ended an hour before the rest and we got bored. Went to the library until the others were dismissed and then went for Maths remedial. Got full marks for my E-Maths class test. That paper from Rayney really helped haha.. Had studied the actual paper beforehand and when the paper came to me, I knew the whole paper by heart, mistakes, questions and all. No one knows how I did it except some whom I leaked the secret to.

Class outing.

There was a class outing yesterday. I woke up at 6.50 from sleeping at 5 the day before lol. Saw Jeffred's text and saw that I had to meet at Boon Lay MRT by 8.45. luckily, my mother woke up too and she gave me some money.

When we reached Pasir Ris, some of our classmates were there already. We had some breakfast and we decided to walk to escape after some persuading from me lol. There was a big group walking behind me and my friends and most of the girls walked slowly and we had to stop and wait for them.

It was a good time at escape. After going on most of the rides, we realised that there wasn't much after all. There were a few rides closed for maintainence too. We went on the same rides multiple times. Played hand games with Samuel upside-down on the Inverter ride.

After that, we had to rush to GV Marina at Marina Square to meet the rest of the class. We had trouble finding the cinema although some of us knew the way. When we were certain of the place, me and a few others ran to it as cold air filled our lungs. Cold air makes breathing harder when you're exhausted. Went to watch Hairspray. No comments about the movie, go watch it yourself.

Went it was done, everyone was pondering on the area to go for dinner. Many of the girls wanted Swensens while the rest of them and the boys had no money. We finally decided to split and meet up later. We spent the first 10-15 minutes finding a place to eat because every other place we went was too expensive for us or it was fast food. All of us were sick of fast food. We had that for the first 2 meals of that day. Finally, we settled down at Marina Loft. When we met again, we decided to take a class photo. None of us had a camera though and we decided to use the handphone with the best quality camera. It turned out horrible and we took again..and again..and..not again haha.. Finally, a picutre which we could all settle on. In the next minute, you could see everyone taking out their handphones and turning on their bluetooths.

Went back home after that.

BQ/SDC - 2 camps in the same location.

Just came back from my BQ/SDC camp. It's actually 2 different camps, one after the other in the same place. The first part of the camp was for BQ boys only. It was for us to prepare for BQ this saturday. The second part of the camp was for everyone for them to get their CE badge.

The chalet we stayed at had a children's playground, arcade, street soccer court, swimming pool with slide and a mini-mart.

-BQ-

BQ camp was fun. It was the second time I trained with my new team. We managed to cover all the syllabus in 2 days lol. We watched some videos and played some games. During our free time, some of us went swimming whle others played with their electronic gaming devices. Some people also went swimming and to the arcade as well. We ordered fast food for supper on the first night too haha.. The small amount of people staying in the chalet was also made us feel as though we had the whole place to ourselves. Miss Chai also brought us to the Z2H2 finals because she was performing and she couldnt leave us at the chalet for whatever reason. It was an opportunity to leave the compound.

-SDC-

After 2 days, the other boys not in BQ came to join us for the SDC camp. It became more crowded in there. Some people from QLC came to conduct the CE lessons. The person who took us is a pastor and he showed us magic tricks to catch out attention. Last night was the last night and they had a barbeque. At least this was better and we got to eat something. AS the last night, we were allowed to stay up later than usual. Then I had a crazy idea to play real life counter strike which was just actually to make a video that looks like counter strike. When i got Donovan to help with some parts, other people became interested and we began making other videos like Prince of Persia, Pokemon and Prata Man episode 1 and 2. It was extremely hilarious. We slept after we were done and became bored. There wasnt anything much on the last day.

CIP - Door to door mayhem

Today, I had to do some CIP for my class. We had to sell goodie bags that have been packed for us, and we had to sell them to the public...door to door. Everyone was split into groups. Me, Shermond and Nevin were in one group.

We went to the blocks across the AYE, opposite from where we were. We chose a block and went to the top floor and made our way down, knocking on doors on the way. Some of the houses were empty while others pretended to have no body inside. Nice try though.. your lights are on, your TV is on, windows opened, talking to people. The moment we knock on your door, everyone goes quite and pretend that no one's in haha! Some people rejected us. But then..finally! one person bought a bag. Shermond did all the talking while me and NEvin just helped carry the bags.

I called one of my friends down to buy a bag too lol. So in total, we sold 2 bags out of 9.

Finally, it was time to go back to school. On the way back, there was an accident at the junction outside the school.

To all you people who didnt buy our bags:

.L LOser!
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Future Stuff

I was thinking of what my friend said the other day..Laser weapons.

What was science fiction is now..science fact.

But..being the person I am, I was thinking of something else.

If lasers were weapons of the future.. Armours of the future will be mirrors. And yes..no more dodging of bullets in the Matrix, instead, he'll be grabbing people and performing LASEC when someone fires lol.

Future terrorists = LASEC sergeons in disguise lol.

ANd of course..the usual stikman or laserman!
(not for those with low imagination)

Story: Stikman lives in Stikworld and gets paid with Stikers!

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STikman & Obese Froghead

-Watch out I got
a light sword!
=You wanna fight me?
But I am your father!
-No you're not!
I'm gonna use my
Flying Fish™!
=And I'll use my Flying
Mouse™!

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_|_/ . . . }{} . <",,)~~ . . . . . . \_|_
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. /\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\

-Gobbles up the mouse. =Slices the fish

-Mm..yummy raw
mouse.
=Yay sashimi!
-You made sashimi?
=Yes..and cooked too!
-Cooked sashimi?
never heard of it.
=Now you have!
-Let me try some.
=Sure!
-Mm..great food.

AAhhhh.. future chefs in harmony using futuristic laser cutting knives...

End of exams.

Today was the last day of our common test week.

After school, we had to take our biology paper. I think it killed us all.

Then, me, Samuel, Russel, Yan Hui and Jeffred went to wheelock's place to find a Marks & Spencer's shop and as well as to fix Jeffred's phone at a "Nokia Care Center".

It turned out, unfortunately, that the repair was too much for him to afford and so we went to Takashimaya for some lunch. After that, we took a long MRT ride home.

Wow Transformers..

Mr Andy showed us a small clip of some people in transformers suits yesterday. He said there was more on youtube and here it is. I managed to find it..really cool.

National Day Celebration in school.

Had National Day celebration in school today. I was the flag bearer haha.. Original plan was to put Jerry in but he missed too many practices so I took his place.

Really really scary lol. The whole school's looking at just 8 people holding 2 flags. Was very fearful of dropping the flag. I've heard enough harsh consequenses and seen some examples of the importance of the flag.

After the celebration, we had to take our test on building certain structures behind the science block. Each of us had to build a wooden canopy that had an elevated platform in case of floods, a table and a flag mast. We were supposed to use the skills that we learnt in the adventure camp in June. (see past posts). I did the flag mast, then table and finally the canopy.

Had a soccer match after that and went home.

Kayaking and Achiever's Day

Went for Kayaking course today with Samuel, Kenneth and Shermond.

Nevin came after lunch to take a look at us.

Next one will be next week.



Achievers day.

It was awesome. This is the first achievers day I attended without doing anything related to it. I was in the Guard of Honour in the previous and performing an item in the first.

I think it was also the first time they had it at SPCC. All the other ones that I attended were held in the school hall.

Was also telling Nevin a hilarious story on 4 armies attacking each other. They were led by Bush, a 'dead' leader, a 'robot' leader and a two-man Al Qaeda team. Can't repeat it though, it was made up on the spot. Everyone around who listened to it laughed their hearts out. Then Mr Tham had to come and spoil the atmosphere and after that I wasn't in the mood to continue. I don't think anyone understands why I can't repeat my story from the beginning because I don't think the understand the term 'Hilarious freestyle comedian/story teller' lol.

Goodbyes not needed I guess..


1 more post guys.. till this probably gets dead. Listen to the new song while you still can haha..

A really bad week.

Wow this week was really bad. Cant name all the bad things that happened cause they are overwhealming.



Anyway, i found the coolest guitar video ever.

Spoof of Numb by Linkin Park (Courtesy of Nevin)

~Dumb~
I'm tired of living under a tree
Looking through papers,found in a furnace.
Don't know what is two minus two.
Put under the pressure,On increasing my IQ
(increasing my IQ just increasing my IQ)
Every question I do is another mistake to you
(every question I do just every question I do)

I've become so dumb,I can't divide by one,
I'm less like you,don't gel my hair with glue,
I am now insane all I want to do,
Is increase my IQ and be more like you

I think I'm starting to lose my mind,
Laughing too loudly,afraid of my shadow
Cause every one here can obviously see
I'm losing my mind,like you said I would
(i'm losing my mind just losing away my mind)
Every cake that I bake is another disaster too
(every cake I bake just every cake I bake)
And every second I use is an hour to you

I've become so dumb,I can't divide by one,
I'm less like you,don't gel my hair with poo,
I am now insane all I want to do,
Is increase my IQ and be more like you

And I know,I may end up in Wood Bridge
But I know,
You were just like me with someone shouting at you

I've become so dumb,I can't divide by one,
I'm less like you,what the hell is school?
I've am now insane all I want to do,
Is increase my IQ and be more like you
I've become so dumb,I can't divide by one,
(Is everything that I thought you would be),
I've am now insane all I want to do,
(Now it seems what I said happened to me)

As I said, courtesy of Nevin. He didnt copyright it before so I took it from him.
Now, I copyright it, for me and for him. ©opy®igh™. There..and anyway, there's short note at every message saying that my posts are copyrighted at the end.

Certified Belayer

Had to skip church today to go for a rock climbing belayer course to help out with BB cares next week. Had theory lesson for the first hour or so and then went to climb the rock wall. Each of us had to climb once and belay once. They also mande us wear special, tight fitting rock climbing shoes that was supposed to increase your climbing capability. Personally, I do not like climbing with those shoes on but Jerry and Nicholas loved it. Had a one an quarter hour lunch break. After that, we went back to do more climbing at the more challenging rock walls.. It was tiring and our fingers were aching badly.

When the activity ended, the instructor gave us a card or certificate each to show that we have completed the belaying course. Went to 7-11 after that and took a bus home.

Yay another win for the star team! haha.. Had BQ training after school and we won again as usual lol...

Went to west mall with Jerry and Joshua after that.

In school, me, Yan Hui, Samuel, Khairul and Nevin were talking about something we call the "Live Earth Paradox". Its about Live Earth causing more harm than good. It all starts with the concerts. Heres some of it.

The "Live Earth Paradox"

Concert:
-Setting up the concert requires resources and they are thus depleting the world's resource.
-The nails to be hammered in may break and demands for replacements, increasing the demand for more resources.
-Getting the singers to come requires invitations. Invitations by pen requres paper which demands for deforestation. Pen shells and ink are produced in factories which release harmful chemicals and CO2 into the atmosphere. Invitations by e-mail drains energy and electricity.
-Electricity needed to run the concert is consumed in huge amounts to run equipment like lighting, electrical instruments, cameras, videos, microphones, turntables, special effects etc etc..
-Getting the singers to come here requires hotels and people in hotels turn on their air-conditioners all the time consuming huge amounts of electricity as well. Having foreign singers also mean air tickets made from paper and encourages deforestation. Travelling by air requires huge amounts of fuel and fuel being burnt releases carbon monoxide into the atmosphere polluting it.
-Having the concert broadcasted all over the world requires satelites launched into space and lauching satalites requires money made from paper and huge amounts of rocket fuel being burnt into the atmosphere and also materials used to make the rocket and the satalite. Some missions result in failure costing more. Satalites also require constaint maintainence and astronauts have to be sent there to repair them costing more. If the mission fails, lives will be lost.
-Clearing the area and cleaning up after the concert also requires man power and this leads to more money being printed from paper increasing the demand for deforestation.
-Singers in warm countries require use of air-conditioning while singers in cooler countries require heating and increases electricity consumtion.
Lastly, Live Earth concerts create noise pollution.

People going to Live Earth concerts:
-Some do not clean up after them dirtying the place. (how ironic lol)
-More food needed meaning more oil needed to cook the food and electricity to start the fires and animals to be slaughted and crops to be harvested.
-More food containers needed and food containers are made of plastic, a non-biodegradable substance. Plastic are also made in factories that release more CO2 into the atmosphere.
-People driving to concerts pollute the air and even more when they drive back home. Some people go makan first thus polluting the air even more and increasing the demand for food.
-More people eating food means that toilets get flooded with people and needs to be flushed and that needs water.
-Some people get high and crazy after the show and they start a stampede and some people get injured and people have to call ambulances wasting fuel and medicine. Some people die too and their bodies have to be buried and there is not enough space and deforestation occurs to make more land. Cremating pollutes the air.
Before and After Live Earth Concerts:
-Concerts and bug events require planning in special rooms with air-conditioning, increasing the rate of electricity consumption. Some meetings also provide water wasting resources.
-Many people were told to wear green on certain days. Wearing green uses loads of resources to make the shirts. Green dyes from certain plants requires man power to harvest them.
-Filming advertisments requires film and again uses resources and money.
-After the whole event, there are people like this thinking of this kinda stuff and it uses brain juice and requires glucose from plants and food and again reducing the world's resources.

And the list goes on..

In conclusion:
Every electrical appliance increases energy consumption.
Every vehicle requires fuel and increases air pollution.
Hydrogen cars release water that causes tsunamis and floods.
Every material used in any way depletes the world's resource.
Every object is made in factories increasing air pollution.
Every need for ambulances increases air pollution and medicine.
Money used in any way requires more printing of money leading to deforestation for need of paper to print on and ink to use and somebody's face to put there..e.g: mine.
Food is needed to feed the people. Consuming meat will make some animals extinct (dodo) and consuming veggies will mean more crops harvested by tractors requiring fuel leading to air pollution where the crops are and they take in the air and your food gets contaminated.
Including people in any of the discussions includes all of the above.

Thats all.